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What's the funniest insult you've heard?

Posted - January 19, 2017
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  • 11112
    It was "Piggy Piggy Piggy go solve a crime". I once heard a kid in my community say that to a couple of Royal Canadian Mounted Police. He probably said it because he was fed up with being harassed just because he rode a skate board and he knew there were a lot of crimes happing in the community a lot worse then skateboarding. Cheers!
      January 19, 2017 11:44 AM MST
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  • 13395
    Oldie but pretty good..

    A lady had occasion to remark to Winston Churchill "you are drunk! "

    Winston replied "you are ugly.. and in the morning I will be sober", 
      January 19, 2017 12:13 PM MST
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  • 44620
    How about when a woman said to Churchill: "Sir Winston, if I were your wife i would poison your tea." He responded with: "Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it."? This post was edited by Element 99 at January 19, 2017 3:38 PM MST
      January 19, 2017 3:25 PM MST
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  • 13395
    That one is pretty good. 
      January 19, 2017 3:38 PM MST
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  • Not an insult but a complaint. 

    One morning Mrs Didge coughed and I said, "Gesundheit!" She said, "I didn't sneeze, I coughed." Then she thought about that for a moment and added, "You never listen when I cough." 
      January 19, 2017 3:16 PM MST
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  • 1128
    LOL
      January 19, 2017 3:18 PM MST
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  • Have to go with W. C. Fields when  a lady said he was drunk; he responded:  "I am drunk and you are crazy, tomorrow I will be sober and you will still be crazy."
      January 19, 2017 3:29 PM MST
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  • " Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory" I like that one :) 
      January 19, 2017 5:25 PM MST
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