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Benedict Arnold

Is Canada a real country?

I mean . .
 
I know their Police moves about in horses, wearing those funny looking red outfits.

I know they say aboot and eh a lot.

That they watch a lot of hockey and curling.

I know that it is always winter there and that there's only one big main long road across the place.

I know they put mayonnaise and maple syrup on everything, and that some people speak French, . .or English. . .or French and English. . . Or Arabic, French, and English...

Oh, and Justin Beiber. . .and Rush. . .and Lumberjacks. .. and the.Queen, what's.the deal with the Queen?. . .of England that is. . .

But . . I mean. . Do they have . .. an Army and stuff?


Posted - January 27, 2017
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  • Yep. I tried them expecting them to be gross....I was very surprised that I liked them. :)
      January 28, 2017 3:29 PM MST
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  • Sssssshhhhhhh whispers "Jamie you're giving away our secrets..."
      January 28, 2017 3:14 PM MST
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  • I though I responded here! Meh! No worry , no one takes us seriously till to late anyway :) shhhhhhhhhh :)
      January 28, 2017 3:51 PM MST
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  • True.  
      January 28, 2017 9:53 PM MST
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  • On coins.... Do you ever come.across American coins? That's funny actually. I did not think about that, but it is a good one. Everynow and then an employee from somewhere will slip a Canadian coin into your change which invariably you won't notice until you need.it to get a drink from a machine or something.

    On the Poutine thing....I mean even the name.sounds wrong...poutine. .. like something that collects over time in dark humid places. . . Like there should be something called "Poutine softener", or remover.. . You know what I mean?

    You Rock Rolled me with that Justin Bieber Video. I was not expecting that. That was funny when her face popped up after I clicked on the link.   Good one!

    I wonder if you could make that the new Rick Rolling. Like getting Biebered, you know?
      January 28, 2017 4:25 PM MST
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  •   January 28, 2017 1:40 PM MST
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  • I remember when people were all up.in arms about this cartoon. Hard to believe this used to be the most controversial thing on television. This post was edited by Benedict Arnold at January 28, 2017 4:32 PM MST
      January 28, 2017 4:31 PM MST
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  • The creator was a Canadian too.
    I think it would be harder to get on a kids network today.
      January 28, 2017 4:46 PM MST
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  • The creator of Ren and Stimpy was Canadian?
    I should have.known, 
    Just like the creators of Terrence.and Pfillip.
      January 28, 2017 8:28 PM MST
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  • Do you know Terrence and Phillip?
      January 28, 2017 8:29 PM MST
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  • LMFAO!!  Another thing you left out is...we're so nice!  I'm not even offended by your post!  You also left out Ryan Reynolds, Keanu Reeves, and Dan Aykroyd. This post was edited by Benedict Arnold at January 28, 2017 3:43 PM MST
      January 28, 2017 3:11 PM MST
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  • You're right!
    Dan Aykroid is Canadian. KEANU Reeves , and I think Brian Adams. 
    I must admit that my impression of Canadians may be overly influenced by South Park.
    Im glad you weren't offended, J.
    )
      January 28, 2017 4:29 PM MST
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  • Yes Brian Adams, Seth Rogen,  and Pamela Anderson...there's so many!
      January 28, 2017 9:56 PM MST
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  • So many!!
    I know right?
    That's what I've been saying all along...
      January 28, 2017 10:00 PM MST
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  • 318
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BRI-A3vakVg
      January 28, 2017 5:07 PM MST
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  • You do realize that's a beer commercial right?
    But hey, I like it!
    This is my patriotic beer commercial.
    (Make sure.you watch it till.the.end)
      January 28, 2017 8:37 PM MST
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  • 22891
    i think so, didnt know the police did that
      January 28, 2017 8:59 PM MST
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  • Only for show for special events.  They drive regular cars/SUVS/trucks/motorcycles.
      January 28, 2017 9:57 PM MST
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  • Yes pearl, but it's only some of them, like here in the States. I was mostly poking fun. )
      January 28, 2017 10:03 PM MST
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  • Poke away...honestly I think it's hilarious when people make fun of us Canadians.  Cos most of it's true to some degree!
      January 28, 2017 10:08 PM MST
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  • Of course J,
    All stereotype carry a kernel of truth in the center they say. I think it is perfectly ok to me fun at each other in a friendly not mean manner, you know?
    Many years ago my brother moved to Alberta where he established himself.
    After a some time I called him and we could not talk long cause he was watching a.Hockey game.
    My only question was.,.why?
    )
      January 28, 2017 10:15 PM MST
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  • Ya you can't disturb some of us when hockey is on...  It's like you guys and football.
      January 28, 2017 10:33 PM MST
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  • 7683
    I've been to Toronto,Canada, a beautiful city and the view of Niagara from there is just heavenly;))
      January 28, 2017 10:35 PM MST
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