Fabric softener is black ops. conspiracy by the world-wide Luciferian elite to promote mass chemical sterilization. It has nothing to with static cling.
This post was edited by Benedict Arnold at February 6, 2017 7:03 PM MST
Clever. We know some softeners (among some used in play toys for kids) have had some badly impacts on productivity. Hmm.
This post was edited by Benedict Arnold at February 6, 2017 7:03 PM MST
If you wear a foil hat at all times including while you're sleeping (especially while you're sleeping) the CIA and GHQ won't be able to read your thoughts.