Isn't that the last thing Little Red Riding Hood said to the wolf? Hmm. He was dressed up like a nice old lady, too. Are you trying to get me in trouble, Flo?
Not Flo and Didge~ Now hold on a second. I think I may have been had by none other than my own loving husband Don. He told me one of the added benefits of women aging is removable dentures!! I'm so confused. Then again, if she were a wild and crazy wolf like animal, all the better to eat you with my dear, bring on the veneers!!
I can sympathize. I also give props to any man in my age group who isn't wearing his pants under his armpits, doesn't wear white patent leather loafers and is happy and willing to eat dinner after 6 PM.
This post was edited by SpunkySenior at February 13, 2017 7:37 PM MST
I'm reminded of the following song lyrics, though: Some fellas look at the eyes Some fellas look at the nose Some fellas look at the size Some fellas look at the clothes I don't care if her eyes are red I don't care if her nose is long I don't care if she's underfed I don't care if her clothes are worn First I look at the purse!
Some fellas like the smiles they wear Some fellas like the legs that's all Some fellas like the style of their hair Want their waist to be small. I don't care if their legs are thin I don't care if their teeth are big I don't care if their hair's a wig Why waste time lookin' at the waistline? First I look at the purse! A woman can be fat as can be, kisses sweet as honey But that don't mean a thing to me If you ain't got no money If the purse is fat, that's where it's at. A 1965 song recorded by R&B group The Contours.
This post was edited by Beans/SilentGeneration at February 11, 2017 4:24 PM MST
Hadn't heard that. Very clever, very appropriate. I gotta confess that at my age the only person who asks whether I prefer legs or breasts is the guy on the counter at Red Rooster.