Coffee. Lots and lots of coffee, black and strong enough to stand up and fight me. How strong, I hear you cry? If the spoon stands up, it's too weak. If it starts to dissolve, that's better, but when that spoon jumps out of the cup and runs away screaming in mortal agony, then it's PERFECT.
The beer (Cooper's, of course) can wait until we get there, I never drink and drive.