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Randy D

If I were ever to be accused of tilde abuse, you WOULD testify in my favor, wouldn't you?

Posted - February 22, 2017
Tags : false accusations kangaroo court travesty of justice railroaded framed scapegoat

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    Wait, you already said you'd do it, so why would I need to pay you anything?  You'll be vouching for my character, giving your word that I'm a moral, value-driven, level/headed member of the community who has never harmed a single tilde ever . . .

    Wow, I'm really in trouble, right?



    Listen, don't touch the bucket with your bare hands; they're doing wonders with fingerprints these days. By the way, this entire conversation never took place, right?  (Wink, wink, nudge, nudge.)

    This post was edited by Randy D at February 22, 2017 5:12 PM MST
      February 22, 2017 5:11 PM MST
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  • 7795
    Trouble? Only if you didn't pay me.
      February 22, 2017 5:13 PM MST
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