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Randy D

If I were ever to be accused of tilde abuse, you WOULD testify in my favor, wouldn't you?

Posted - February 22, 2017
Tags : false accusations kangaroo court travesty of justice railroaded framed scapegoat

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  • Randy D is an upstanding member our community. He has never actually participated in any abuse. He simply has a higher affection for tildes than most others. Ladies and gentleman, could you, in good conscience, condem a good man from his community for simply being passionate for tildes? This kind of passion and affection is something we need more of in our society and Randy D should be a role model to the rest of us muggers.

    This is my closing statement. Do you like it?
      February 22, 2017 10:37 AM MST
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  • Oh Dear Corey Goofyhawk

    I absolutely love this your closing statement, I am finding for the defense here...admiring your dedication to truth freedom and the American way, especially in regard to your perspicacity on RandyD Absolute Right to all the tildes he wants!
      February 22, 2017 10:51 AM MST
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  • I'm just doing my duty by sticking up for a fellow American. Also, my defense on his affection for tildes is reflected in my passion for Mountain Dew.
      February 22, 2017 11:12 AM MST
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  • Dear Corey, I just want you to know that since knowing your from Blurt, your love of The Dew has influenced me to actually try it several times...

    I keep trying it, just sure someday it is going to taste GOOD ... hasn't worked so far, however... (sigh)
      February 22, 2017 11:19 AM MST
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  • LOL. It's all good, Virginia. My own wife doesn't even like it. I'll give you credit for trying it though.
      February 22, 2017 12:09 PM MST
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  • Mrs Didge likes Mountain Dew. I prefer cola.
      February 22, 2017 2:33 PM MST
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  • I remember you telling me that one time on Blurtit. I like Mrs. Didge!
      February 22, 2017 3:26 PM MST
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  • Well, you can't have her, Corey! She's mine.

    Perhaps you could have her tomorrow but she's gonna cook lunch today. (That's usually my job.)
      February 22, 2017 5:26 PM MST
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  • 53526
    You're hired!


    ~
      February 22, 2017 1:33 PM MST
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  • Yes!!!!
      February 22, 2017 3:24 PM MST
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  • 17260
      February 22, 2017 10:38 AM MST
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  • 53526


    Your honor, I wish to change my plea to guilty and throw myself upon the mercy of the court. 


    ~
      February 22, 2017 1:31 PM MST
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  • 17260
    You know it's for the best Ran-Ran. Truth will always show by the end of the day. I'm proud of you. :-)
      February 22, 2017 1:38 PM MST
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  • 53526
    I'm not guilty and you know it!  I only took the plea because letting you testify on my behalf is too much of a gamble!  You'd ruin me once you got on the witness stand!
    Grrrrrrrrrrrr!
    ~
      February 22, 2017 1:43 PM MST
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  • 17260
    Ran-Ran, you know it as well as I do... I'm a good girl!
      February 22, 2017 1:44 PM MST
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  • 53526
    Then why did you accept all that money from the prosecution?


    ~
      February 22, 2017 1:47 PM MST
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  • 17260
    They just handed me the money you have been stealing secretly from me. Oomph. Bad Ran-Ran!
      February 22, 2017 1:50 PM MST
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  • Dear RandyD,

    Well as a fellow lover of tildes, on my honour yes I will always wax eloquent in your favour.
    ~ VirginiaL
      February 22, 2017 10:54 AM MST
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  • 22891
    sure
      February 22, 2017 12:58 PM MST
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  • 6124
    I think it depends upon the severity of tilde's injuries.  I abhor violence of any kind, especially when it's against innocent characters that are incapable of standing up for themselves.
      February 22, 2017 2:05 PM MST
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  • 2052
    Tildes standing up have been vertically shamed and called horrible names like; doodle, accident, 
    mistake, many are erased before they can explain. It is terrible, just terrible.  :  (
      February 22, 2017 3:22 PM MST
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  • 53526
    "Injuries"?  What injuries?  I've never hurt a tilde in my entire life!

    ~
      February 22, 2017 3:45 PM MST
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  • 6124
    Well, if you say so, of course I would stand up for you.  Between you and me, from what I've been told, tilde really doesn't want to create waves.
      February 22, 2017 4:09 PM MST
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  • 7795
    Sure. Now, how much will you give me for my testimony?
      February 22, 2017 3:50 PM MST
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