Wait, you already said you'd do it, so why would I need to pay you anything? You'll be vouching for my character, giving your word that I'm a moral, value-driven, level/headed member of the community who has never harmed a single tilde ever . . .
Wow, I'm really in trouble, right?
Listen, don't touch the bucket with your bare hands; they're doing wonders with fingerprints these days. By the way, this entire conversation never took place, right? (Wink, wink, nudge, nudge.)
This post was edited by Randy D at February 22, 2017 5:12 PM MST