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Benedict Arnold

What did you do for Jesus today?

Posted - February 25, 2017
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  • 46
    not cuss out a driver for nearly wrecking my car 
      February 25, 2017 4:15 PM MST
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  • 5808
    felt him in my heart
    and danced with joy....
      February 25, 2017 4:26 PM MST
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  • 2658
    Amen to that.  I'm dancing too.
      February 26, 2017 5:07 AM MST
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  • 11101
    I helped feed some of his fine feathered friends. Cheers and happy weekend!
      February 25, 2017 5:33 PM MST
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  • I tipped him $5, after he cut my lawn.
      February 25, 2017 6:21 PM MST
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  • You don't think that's racist?
      February 25, 2017 10:20 PM MST
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  • No, not at all. He does a great job.
      February 26, 2017 5:27 AM MST
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  • Like I was saying.
      February 26, 2017 5:57 AM MST
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  • BWAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

      February 25, 2017 10:47 PM MST
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  • There you go. You found the old woman version of you.
      February 26, 2017 6:08 AM MST
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  • That's a dude,  yes he  has a sense of humor, it's not racist. This post was edited by Benedict Arnold at February 26, 2017 9:01 AM MST
      February 26, 2017 8:56 AM MST
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  • I know you think it is. 
      February 26, 2017 9:12 AM MST
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  • I think you meant it isn't.  Racism:

    1. a belief that race is the primary determinant of human traits and capacities and that racial differences produce an inherent superiority of a particular race

    2. 2a :  a doctrine or political program based on the assumption of racism and designed to execute its principlesb :  a political or social system founded on racism

    Now back up your claim that Flo's joke fits the definition.   Dude are we not allowed to make puns and jokes anymore?   Are we that overly sensitive that everything is an attack?  Oh wait I know,  I learned this in the bored SJW handbook for the easily offended and thin skinned.... MICRO_AGGRESSIONS..  Right. 

    Seriously you make such a strong and broad claim as that...  Enlighten us on how that is specifically racist. It doesn't put anyone down or judge them on race.
      February 26, 2017 9:22 AM MST
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  • You know?
    Im going to try, honestly.
    I did think about it. I truly did. 
    And I went somewhere else to see if my feeling was right or if I was being overly sensitive.
    Then I looked into black face comedy, about "ooh me so horny" comedy, about white trash red neck comedy, about wet back comedy, chink, dink, hick, kike, towel head,speak, banana bender comedy. That is based in ridicule and belittling a.group of people. That is racist. Just like the joke from the woman above.
    Now, im not Mexican, but then I think, well .. . What if there was a Mexican person here that runs across that and felt offended. 
    Who am I to dictate what anybody feels offended by?
    How many times have.you been offended by things.I.say to.you? 
    Should I just call you overly sensitive?
      February 26, 2017 10:05 AM MST
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  • 22891
    i stayed out of trouble
      February 25, 2017 8:43 PM MST
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  • I invoked his healing power when I hurt my foot.

    This practice dates from the account of the Nativity in Matthew's Gospel. Picture the stable, the manger, the baby, Mary, Joe, and the three wise men. Then one of the wise men steps on a horseshoe nail and yells, "Jesus Christ!" and Joe says, "Hey, that's a great name. We were going to call him Fred." 
      February 25, 2017 9:38 PM MST
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  • HAHAHAHA!  Boya!
      February 26, 2017 4:33 AM MST
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  • 2960
    Not call ICE.
      February 25, 2017 9:40 PM MST
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  • For Christ's sake.
      February 26, 2017 4:34 AM MST
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  • "I hired him after I saw how great a job he did on Not Flo's yard."
      February 25, 2017 9:43 PM MST
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  • There's nothing like word of mouth. Does he clean gutters too? 
      February 26, 2017 4:57 AM MST
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  • I didn't think to ask, sorry. I don't usually have that done until next month. 
      February 26, 2017 5:01 AM MST
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  • 17261
    Nothing. I don't know the guy. 
      February 26, 2017 5:31 AM MST
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  • 1393
    "I don't know the guy." what? there is a neck of the woods where the evangelists haven't got to yet?
      March 29, 2017 4:23 PM MDT
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