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Benedict Arnold

Announcing the February knock-knock festival. Do you have a knock-knock joke to share?

First prize is a week's holiday at the Oodnadatta Hilton.
Second prize is two weeks.

Posted - February 26, 2017
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  • I'll be the first bunny!

    Knock! Knock!

    Who’s there?

    Ho-ho.

    Ho-ho who?

    You know, your Santa impression could use a little work!
      February 26, 2017 4:58 PM MST
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  • I guess it could at that. :)
      February 26, 2017 5:00 PM MST
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  • Knock knock!
    Who’s there?
    Dishes.
    Dishes who?
    Dishes a nice place you got here.

    Knock knock!
    Who’s there?
    Robin.
    Robin who?
    Robin you! Hand over your cash!

      February 26, 2017 5:22 PM MST
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  • Your Jokes make me feel better about mine lol
    :) This post was edited by Benedict Arnold at February 26, 2017 7:53 PM MST
      February 26, 2017 5:23 PM MST
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  • Well? I could have put a couple of raunchy ones up but don't want to get blasted for it!  
      February 26, 2017 5:27 PM MST
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  •   February 26, 2017 5:31 PM MST
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  • Knock knock.
    Who's there?
    Sham.
    Sham who?
    No, not Yo' Mama.
      February 26, 2017 5:33 PM MST
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  • Lol... Too true ... We know how straight laced Didge is ..(prepare for incoming lol)
      February 26, 2017 5:35 PM MST
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  • Harrumph! :(
      February 26, 2017 7:46 PM MST
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  • I expected more from you lol :)
      February 26, 2017 9:10 PM MST
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  • Those are two I've never heard before. Thanks, Rooster. 
      February 26, 2017 7:45 PM MST
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  • Dozy, in honour of your love of puns...

    . . .
    Knock-knock.
    Who's there?

    Eskimo Christian Italian.

    Eskimo Christian Italian who?
    Eskimo Christian Italian no lies.

    * * *
    Did I win, did I?
    I read that you can get from Oodnadatta to Uluru in only seven days...

      February 26, 2017 7:57 PM MST
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  • You;ve definitely been short listed. You're in the finals, Virginia. And you should be. That was very clever.
      February 26, 2017 8:08 PM MST
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  • 5835
    So the lady Sunday school teacher visited a church in another town. A little girl tugged on her dress and asked "Will you remember me after today?" She answered yes, you're very nice and I will remember you. A while later the girl again approached her and asked "Will you remember me next month?" She thought "How am I going to minister to this young lady?" So she said "Well, why don't I write down your address and I will send you a letter next month." That seemed to satisfy the little girl. After a while the lady felt another tug on her skirt. The little girl said "Knock knock." The lady was happy to have something she knew how to respond to "Who's there?" she asked brightly. "SEE HOW YOU ARE? YOU FORGOT ME ALREADY!"
      February 26, 2017 9:30 PM MST
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  • Trapped. :D
      February 26, 2017 10:09 PM MST
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  • I read this, somewhere, not long ago and thought it was clever.
    Can't remember the author's name, but I give him full credit .... 

    Me: My kids are hopeless. 
    She: No child is hopeless. 
    Me (shouting): Hey, Geoff! 
    Geoff (shouting): Whaddaya want? 
    Me: Knock knock
    Geoff: Who's there? 
    Me: Jesus. 
    Geoff: Jesus who? 
    And I turned to the woman and said, "Now tell me they're not hopeless."
      February 26, 2017 9:47 PM MST
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  • Thanks, Alf. I'm surprised you remembered. At least, after that she stopped trying t convert me. 
      February 26, 2017 10:11 PM MST
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  • 5451
    One for the high school football coach who lost every game of the season! He'll really appreciate this one!

    Knock Knock

    Who's there?

    Owen

    Owen who?

    Owen 8 This post was edited by Livvie at February 27, 2017 2:59 AM MST
      February 26, 2017 10:40 PM MST
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  • Shh! We won't tell him. 
      February 27, 2017 3:00 AM MST
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