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Randy D

I've just had to edit a post of mine because it had a typo. Does this mean I'm dying?

Posted - March 18, 2017
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  • 5808
    nah, you're just pregnant haha
      March 18, 2017 11:59 AM MDT
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  • 44651
    Dang...you beat me to it. LOL
      March 18, 2017 12:39 PM MDT
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  • 7795
    Since you aren't one of a handful of a**holes on this website, I'll let this pass. THIS TIME!!! This post was edited by Zack at March 18, 2017 4:57 PM MDT
      March 18, 2017 11:59 AM MDT
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  • You'll live. I think.
      March 18, 2017 12:00 PM MDT
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  • According to my probable OCD, yes
      March 18, 2017 12:49 PM MDT
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  • Plenty of illiterate people live long lives. 
      March 18, 2017 12:50 PM MDT
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  • But all people, literate or illiterate die. 
      March 18, 2017 1:27 PM MDT
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  • But very few die due to typos. I'm pretty sure they arent a symptom of impending death either. 
      March 18, 2017 1:36 PM MDT
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  • 7280
    Perhaps---but if they are in my presence they do risk summary execution.
      March 18, 2017 5:24 PM MDT
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  • Yes. And in your after life, for all eternity, you'll hear people say, "I ain't got none!"  "I don't got no!" or my favorite, "I ain't payin' five dollars for no soda!"  Everything you try to reed wil lok lyke it was ritten by the edyot Chaucer.  Then all AM will mock your suffering.
      March 18, 2017 1:24 PM MDT
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  • 53526

    i seen stuff like that B4 ,prolly wont hirt me none.
      March 18, 2017 4:51 PM MDT
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  • Think!! ENTERITY!
      March 18, 2017 4:53 PM MDT
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  • 6477
    You'll live :)
      March 18, 2017 1:25 PM MDT
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  • Depends which doctor you see.

    I once went to a doc to get a medical certificate for work and told him I had a terminal head cold. He said, "You don't understand. Terminal means you're dying from it." And I said, "Now you're getting the idea."

    He wasn't very bright but he should know how to treat a typo.
      March 18, 2017 4:12 PM MDT
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  • 53526

    Thanks but no thanks, he doesn't seem to have it all together. I'll stick with my current health plan; Miss Ackerson is better to look at than any ol' fuddy-duddy sawbones anyway.


    ~
      March 18, 2017 4:53 PM MDT
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  • Randy idk, but I for one really HOPE this does not mean you are dying.
      March 18, 2017 4:59 PM MDT
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  • 22891
    i dont think so
      March 18, 2017 5:33 PM MDT
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  •   March 18, 2017 5:39 PM MDT
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  • 3719
    Just remember the old saw: Them as made no mistakes, never made anything! Though such perfection has never granted immortality either.
      April 1, 2017 4:27 PM MDT
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