If you were a god who would be at the top of your smite list and what did they do to get there?

What do you mean "If?"
I'd avoid going outside for a while if i were you, mortal!

Any list would be spurious because it's already been done. Have a listen to Stewie's list.

My profound apologies to Gilbert and Sullivan although I suspect their shades are having a right old time listening to what's been done to Koko's list. It's clever.

I don't think God symbolizes anything but love

You know me; I'd start with people who fail to separate the clauses in their sentences with appropriate punctuation.   Oh, wait . . .

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Whichever god let the world go to hell would be my first pick.

I promise, I will be a good girl. Better? Please, please say it's better. I beg you. Ahem.

My father and uncle. Several former employers.  Several former housemates.  Countless customers.  the bags of excrement who were my previous neighbors.

probably my one neighbor who told my other neighbor to overdose when she complained of nerve pain from diabetes, and now thanks to him shes dead, i hate him for it, she was one of my friends too, 

What's with this if BS?

I smite you Livvie,  I smite you for blasphemous doubt.

I would smite my old boss.  I would have him released into an inescapable enclosure with me where I would have a hunting bow and arrow.  I would tell him, "Don't worry.  This could take a long time.  I'm a terrible shot." This post was edited by CallMeIshmael at March 24, 2017 12:09 AM MDT