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If you were to invent an Anti-Randy D machine, what would some of its functions be? ~




Companion question to: http://answermug.com/forums/topic/26757/if-you-were-to-invent-an-anti-grammar-machine-what-would-some-o

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Posted - April 9, 2017
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  • No way!  I like Randy D.  He's an insufferable prick about arbitrary  grammar rules but that's his charm.
      April 9, 2017 9:27 AM MDT
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  • 53504

    "Arbitrary"? Grrrrrrrrrr!
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      April 9, 2017 9:41 AM MDT
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  • Yes.   Many grammar rules are arbitrary and serve little function in understanding or clarity.

      April 9, 2017 9:49 AM MDT
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  • 53504

    Little function? GRRRRRRRRR!!!

    >••<
      April 9, 2017 11:42 AM MDT
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  • Problem?
    Image result for Got a problem GIF
      April 9, 2017 11:45 AM MDT
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  • 17261
    Lol.
      April 9, 2017 9:42 AM MDT
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  • That machine would HAVE to be invisible, with a quantum self-destruct built in if anybody (anyone?) ever tried to use it...we need Randy D as is, no anti's needed!
      April 9, 2017 9:35 AM MDT
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  • 53504
    (No apostrophe.)

    Sorry, but I have to be fair and consistent. 
      April 9, 2017 9:42 AM MDT
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  •   April 9, 2017 2:22 PM MDT
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  • 17261
    Better luck, as if... Am not going to give you my hot card hand. Tsk tsk.

      April 9, 2017 9:47 AM MDT
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  • 6124
    There are a number of people I would absolutely invent an "Anti-" machine for, but Randy D isn't one of them.
      April 9, 2017 9:49 AM MDT
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  • 53504
    Thank you, Buddy!
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      April 9, 2017 11:43 AM MDT
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  • I can't tell you what it is, but here's a hint on where it's located:
    Image result for bad grammar machine
      April 9, 2017 9:54 AM MDT
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  • 53504
    Lol!
    I'll bet someone at the sign factory was drinking on the job!
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      April 9, 2017 12:14 PM MDT
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  • 5354
    That is just not possible. You have a better chance trying to invent a Perpetual motion Mashine. This post was edited by JakobA the unAmerican. at April 9, 2017 2:24 PM MDT
      April 9, 2017 12:31 PM MDT
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  • 1002
    Poor grammar...
      April 9, 2017 1:56 PM MDT
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  • Randy D isn't a person, it's a computer virus. The eradication software already exists. Windows Defender is free and works well but, due to the high quality and persistence of this particularly irritating virus, it might be better to use one of the expensive super-AV programs. 
      April 9, 2017 2:30 PM MDT
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  • 53504

    [[[Isolate, isolate, isolate!  Simultaneous detection and dissemination has occurred!!  Nondescript entity known only as "Didge" has printed a broadcast of the entire plan.  Isolate and eliminate the counter-threat.  Initiate triangulation, backfeed to violator's ISP and send 10,000,000 volts of power into all electronic devices within 10 meters.]]]

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      April 9, 2017 4:32 PM MDT
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  • Ye gods! Counter attack! I'm bugging out. 
      April 9, 2017 5:08 PM MDT
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  • 22891
    i wouldnt invent a machine like that
      April 9, 2017 2:49 PM MDT
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  • 5451
    It wouldnt be a machine it wood be a computer virus!  It would do stuff like remove apostrophe's from wear they should go and put them ware they shouldnt go and than it wood substitute the wrong words that sound like the write words but only their spelled differently.

    Its in beta testing write now!
      April 9, 2017 3:05 PM MDT
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  • 53504
      April 9, 2017 4:41 PM MDT
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