The loo? Not that too! How COULD you? Please tell me it's not true! ~

Randy says loo loo loo
oh it is not that loo
Just how could you
No no, it is not true
Randy stuck in the loo
too good to be true
how will he now woo
does he even have a cue;))

To loo
Or not to loo
That is the question
Whether it is more noble in the heart
To fart
To rage against the tide
Of outrageous circumstance
All for the want of a nail

It's hard to work Shakespeare and Robbie burns in together This post was edited by Benedict Arnold at April 14, 2017 6:18 AM MDT

This is why Aussies and Brits say "leftenant". A "lootenant" is somebody who rents a toilet.

I am a highly skilled toilet mechanic. I have replaced over a dozen, and fixed many more. Many seemed plugged, and have a plastic shampoo cap in them that requires turning upside down and shaking to get the offending piece out. Such grotty work, indeed.