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Do you have self control?

Posted - April 30, 2017
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  • 7683
    That is awesome!
      May 1, 2017 7:37 PM MDT
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  • 1268
    More than I once imagined...but I'd still eat that rat.
      April 30, 2017 10:00 PM MDT
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  • 7683
    Eww;))
      May 1, 2017 7:37 PM MDT
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  • 1268
    Yeah, that was in really poor taste. :) Literally.
      May 5, 2017 8:55 AM MDT
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  • 10052
    Sometimes. Other times, not so much.
      April 30, 2017 10:10 PM MDT
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  • 7683
    It happens Savvy;))
      May 1, 2017 7:38 PM MDT
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  • 53509
    (self-control)

    Sorry, I couldn't resist that one. 


    ~



      April 30, 2017 11:21 PM MDT
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  • 7683
    Why are you so disproportioned Randy dear;))
      May 1, 2017 7:38 PM MDT
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  • 53509


    Oh, you know, I've been working out. 

    Before




    After

    ~
      May 1, 2017 8:45 PM MDT
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  • 7683
    LOL that is just too much;))
      May 1, 2017 8:46 PM MDT
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  • 8214
    Yes, I think do. 
      May 1, 2017 1:52 AM MDT
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  • 7683
    Nice!
      May 1, 2017 7:39 PM MDT
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  • Yes, I think I have a lot of self control. If I didn't? I wouldn't be here. I'd be in Randy's tilde jail!
      May 1, 2017 7:54 AM MDT
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  • 53509


    (self-control)

    You have the right to remain silent. If you choose to give up that right, anything you say or write can be held against you in a kangaroo grammar court, His Honor Justice Randolph Dee presiding. You have the right to an attorney, but only if his or her grammar is impeccable. If you cannot afford an attorney, too bad, I would hate to be you . . .
    ~
      May 1, 2017 8:21 AM MDT
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  • I plead insanity!
      May 1, 2017 8:25 AM MDT
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  • 53509

    There is NO mercy in this court, Mister!  Go to jail, go directly to jail!
    ~
      May 1, 2017 8:28 AM MDT
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  • Crap!
      May 1, 2017 8:36 AM MDT
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  • 7683
    Well said Rooster,...we all bear him when he bares our errors;))
      May 1, 2017 7:39 PM MDT
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  • 22891
    definitely
      May 1, 2017 3:16 PM MDT
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  • 7280
    No, I've delegated that---that way nothing is ever my fault.
      May 1, 2017 7:51 PM MDT
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