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Randy D

No, I don't think you're crazy at all. Why would I think that? Look, I even bought you a nice present, something for you to wear . . .



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Posted - May 16, 2017
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  • 11091
    You didn't buy that, you found it in your closet.
      May 16, 2017 9:24 AM MDT
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  • 53520


    That just makes it more special. Now quit squirming or I'll never get these buckles fastened. 
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      May 16, 2017 10:08 AM MDT
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  • 11091
    Now you want me to just lie there? Make up your mind!
      May 16, 2017 1:27 PM MDT
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  • 53520
    Don't wiggle until I tell you to, that's all.  Being obedient to me was never one of your strong suits, that's what got you into this predicament in the first place. 
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      May 16, 2017 1:52 PM MDT
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  • 745
    but I already have like 3 pairs.. you should have brought me one in a different color at least..
      May 16, 2017 12:54 PM MDT
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  • 53520
    (You lost me at 'like'.  Go find your own now; I can't work in an environment where grammar is not adhered to.)

    :(
      May 16, 2017 1:53 PM MDT
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  • 745
    Oh, come on! this is my first offence, don't I get a second chance? 
      May 16, 2017 2:18 PM MDT
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  • 53520

    Failure to capitalize the first letter of the first word in a sentence. According to our files (Recordskeeping Office, Grammar Police Department), you're a repeat offender.  I have no choice but to disassociate at once. 
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      May 16, 2017 3:48 PM MDT
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  • 745
    you should conisder yourself lucky, usually i don't capitalize any words because i don't believe in an inherent significance to any of them. so this was me being at my best.. also this is just me trying to see just how far i can take this before your rage levels go off the roof, how am i doing?
      May 16, 2017 8:27 PM MDT
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  • 2219
    M'lud, could you also take into account beginning a sentence with a conjunction, and ellipses with only two full stops?
      May 23, 2017 6:47 AM MDT
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  • "Last year's model?!? I can't be seen in that!"
      May 16, 2017 2:52 PM MDT
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  • 53520
     It's still all the rage in Milan. Oh, ok; I'll get you the latest version:

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      May 16, 2017 3:50 PM MDT
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  • "Ah ... tres chic!"
      May 17, 2017 8:58 AM MDT
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  • 22891
    i dont need your presents, i got plenty of stuff to wear
      May 16, 2017 3:28 PM MDT
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  • 53520


    But it's so you, Pearl!


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      May 16, 2017 3:53 PM MDT
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  • 5451
    Awww, thanks Randy!  That's so sweet!

    When do you want to bring it over to my house?

    We can play dress up!  I have something in your size also!

      May 17, 2017 10:53 AM MDT
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  • 53520
    You made me wear that when you "accidentally" spilled red wine on my white summer suit. I'll never forgive you for the hours I spent sweating like a hog. 
    I won't be falling for that trick again. 
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      May 17, 2017 9:57 PM MDT
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  • 369
    You could wear these underneath your straight jacket.

      May 20, 2017 4:29 AM MDT
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  • 13071
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO thank you. It matches the one brought home from the asylum. ;) 
      May 23, 2017 12:42 PM MDT
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