Like the officer reviewing his troops that asks where a soldier where he's from---Soldier proudly states "Alva, Oklahoma, Sir." Officer replies, "Never heard of it, son."
So I guess if Trump heard that war had broken out in the "Middle East," he would tweet: "Glad this couldn't possibly involve Israel."
I did not know either, so I looked it up. And found this gem from the mayor of Alva Oklahoma:
"The City of Alva is currently looking at a Water Tank Replacement Project at the Water Storage Tank Yard at Young Street and Thunderbird Rd. The City of Alva has two 500,000 gallon tanks at that location which are 60 years old, leaking, and have reached their useful life expectancy. The cost estimate to replace these three tanks is $1.4 million and the current anticipated time line for the completion is 1 year and 9 months with construction beginning in January 2018."
So where is the 3rd tank ? Hopefully not in the Middle East :D
But we can all take pride that the US Ambassador to Israel does know where he is ):
This post was edited by JakobA the unAmerican. at May 25, 2017 8:28 PM MDT
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