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I'm really strung out here, I need something, not a lot, just a little taste, just enough to hold me over, can ya help me out, please?


All I need is one lousy tilde until I can scrape some ends together and go see my "guy".  Or maybe a couple tildes, you know how hard it is to get ahold of him sometimes.  Wait, wait, wait, wait, I think I'm going to need a few of them because I'm in pain over here, I'm sick, that's all, I'm really hurting over here. You know I wouldn't ordinarily ask you if it's just an everyday thing, but this is different, I haven't scored in over a week. My guy doesn't accept credit and I'm kind of short this month. Listen, let me hold a whole handful of them, say a week's supply, and it'll take care of me. Come on, you've probably got plenty of them and you know I'm good for it. You can trust me, just think of how long we go back together.  You won't let me down, I know you won't.

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Posted - June 2, 2017

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  • 46117
    Oh brother. 
      June 2, 2017 9:41 PM MDT
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  • 53504


    That means you'll do it, right?
     
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      June 3, 2017 7:55 AM MDT
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  • 46117
    I have a few pieces of bird turd shaped like that you can have.
      June 3, 2017 8:00 AM MDT
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  • 53504


    You hate me. 

    :(
      June 3, 2017 8:05 AM MDT
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  • 46117
    You hate everyone and continually blast tildes at us.
      June 3, 2017 8:07 AM MDT
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  • 53504


    THAT'S how you talk to someone who's hurting, who's sick, who needs help?

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    This post was edited by Randy D at June 3, 2017 9:23 AM MDT
      June 3, 2017 8:10 AM MDT
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  • 46117
    How long have you known me?  


    Tough love.  I am all about it.
      June 3, 2017 8:11 AM MDT
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  • 53504


    Just hook me up, ok?  Save the sermon for the vermin. 

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      June 3, 2017 8:27 AM MDT
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  • 46117
      June 3, 2017 8:29 AM MDT
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  • 46117
    It said tilde.  Maybe this is the source.  The tilde source.
      June 3, 2017 8:29 AM MDT
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  • 16763
    There's still a few of the ones you left in ny basement. I've eaten most of them, but I ran out of pilcrows. Tildes are kinda bland on their own.
      June 2, 2017 11:12 PM MDT
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  • 53504


    Wait, you EAT tildes?  I can't be around you, man!
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      June 3, 2017 8:00 AM MDT
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  • 5354
    Here yõu gõ Rãndy. Just fõr yõu
      June 3, 2017 1:12 AM MDT
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  • 53504


    Hey, wait a second, wait a second!  These tildes have all been stepped on, and more than once it seems!  Maybe half a dozen times. I have to have the pure stuff, man, the uncut stuff!
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      June 3, 2017 8:03 AM MDT
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  • 5451

    Ooo, Almost had it!
      June 3, 2017 3:59 AM MDT
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  • 53504


    huh
      June 3, 2017 8:07 AM MDT
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  • 10996
    Sorry, Randy. I refuse to be an enabler.
      June 3, 2017 6:31 AM MDT
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  • 53504


    It's called "helper", Jane S, h-e-l-p-e-r.  Some people care about other people, you know. 
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      June 3, 2017 8:25 AM MDT
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  • 10996
    Oh please, they teach us in Tilde-Anon, to recognize when you try to manipulate us.
      June 3, 2017 9:06 AM MDT
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  • 53504


    Wait, you mean to say you've actually started attending those meetings? You know it's a cult, right? They just want your money, your life's savings. They are evil.
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      June 3, 2017 9:29 AM MDT
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  • 10996
    I expected you to say that. 
      June 3, 2017 10:20 AM MDT
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