I LOVE TO COUNT
Why are you coming across with such a negative tone, Sis? It's as if you don't even know that I'm joking with you. I don't think you post too many questions. I have no problem whatsoever with your questions or the amount of questions you post. I thought you knew me better than that.
Reported for GP. Harumpf!
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Sharonna, using my own out-of-pocket funds, I plan to personally reimburse you for all the AnswerBag points you lost when that website folded on us.
Please forward to me via Private Message your home address, social security number, date of birth, city of birth, eye color, name of all your childhood friends from age 2 to age 13, all account numbers and passwords for all banking institutions where you have membership, number of teeth you've had removed during your entire lifetime, a map of all scars, marks and tattoos that cover your body, date of last physical exam, you favorite flavor of yogurt, the name brands all of the eye shadow products you used between 1999 and 2011, the blood type of the third pet you ever owned, the penultimate character from the VIN of the vehicle you last drove over 65 miles per hour, and the ticket stub from the last music act concert that you attended.
Once received and verified by my staff, I will visit you to collect the last toenail clippings you have from a night that was not a full moon, three freshly-plucked eyelashes from your left eye and sixteen freshly-tweezed hairs from your right eyebrow, a quarter-inch square of cloth from any kitchen-related item in your home, and a recording of your voice saying ten times, "Yes, take whatever you need, whatever you want, it's all the same to me."
All of these items are necessary in order to process your payment, which you may expect to receive within a year of finalization. (All payments are in Nigerian currency, of course.)
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