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Benedict Arnold

Share a pun? I'll start...

I had to walk to work today, my bicycle was too tired.

Posted - June 10, 2017
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  • 53509

    My brother needed a bunion removed, but he didn't go to the podiatrist because he couldn't foot the bill. 

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      June 10, 2017 8:36 PM MDT
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  • Was it named Paul?
      June 10, 2017 8:37 PM MDT
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  • 6988
    Nobody gets it!
      June 10, 2017 9:26 PM MDT
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  • 16794
    I got it but only just. Paul Bunyan is exclusively American.
    Michael Palin is my favourite lumberjack:
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QgaRd4d8hOY This post was edited by Slartibartfast at June 10, 2017 9:55 PM MDT
      June 10, 2017 9:47 PM MDT
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  • 53509
    Lol!

    Paul Bunyan and Babe the Blue Ox.



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      June 10, 2017 9:48 PM MDT
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  • Makes no sense :/ This post was edited by Benedict Arnold at June 10, 2017 10:10 PM MDT
      June 10, 2017 8:54 PM MDT
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  • 53509
    Just because you don't get the joke doesn't mean it makes no sense, it merely means that it makes no sense to you. 


    The pun is that a podiatrist is a foot doctor, "foot the bill" is an expression that means to be able to afford something. 
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      June 10, 2017 9:53 PM MDT
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  • I don't get it ... That's fine. 
      June 10, 2017 10:01 PM MDT
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  • I don't usually understand puns posted on here :/ but I understand this one ...I think is like a pun..... "welcome to the sexual innuendo club, thank you all for coming"
    I DID A PUN?? Yes? No? Maybe so? 
      June 10, 2017 8:38 PM MDT
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  • 53509
    That's a great pun, Jaimie!

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      June 10, 2017 9:56 PM MDT
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  • Thank you ... Just please only correct me once on same mistake . That would be fine :)
      June 10, 2017 10:00 PM MDT
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  • 53509
    You're welcome. 

    Just please only make the same mistake once; I only correct one at a time. 

    :)
      June 10, 2017 10:05 PM MDT
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  • 16794
    When trying to curry favour with 16th century French Protestants, it's not what you know but Huguenot.
      June 10, 2017 8:48 PM MDT
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  • Again, makes no sense:/ I give up on puns. I hate them then This post was edited by Benedict Arnold at June 10, 2017 10:11 PM MDT
      June 10, 2017 8:55 PM MDT
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  • Hahahahaha.
      June 10, 2017 11:45 PM MDT
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  • "Insect puns bug me."
      June 10, 2017 10:13 PM MDT
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  • 13071
    Wheels, My bike was going through a vicious cycle  and might take longer toyota get there.
      June 10, 2017 10:23 PM MDT
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  • 16794
    Get Audi here, you Porsche boy. Do you need a Peugeot, or can you get Rollsing without one?
      June 11, 2017 2:42 AM MDT
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  • 5451
    A sex therapist arrived at his office one morning and saw one of his patients waiting by the door again.  That guy always comes too early.
      June 11, 2017 3:15 AM MDT
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