It has been my observation, Randy, that the poll section has been feeling neglected. As shown above, no one even thinks it still exists. It has withered into a small and lonely ball of no excitement. No one goes to it and no one has given it any personality. Randy, I hold you personally responsible. Polls were the feather in your cap. You brought them to life and had wonderful sexual and funny polls. We haven't come to terms with the repercussions for your negligent behavior but there will be some. Spankings have been thrown on the table as a possibility. We'll have to wait and see when all the votes are in. Randy, if I were you, I'd get back on it and pay attention to the "Polls." They are lonely and long for your touch.
Oh My Randy! If your lawyers are hanging out in the Sierra Madres, spankings are the least of your worries. You're in a world of trouble that will hurt much more than a slight tap on the bottom. I might consider putting together a poll as to who is going to kill who :D