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I'm getting married!!!

I had to pick up a couple of things at Walmart. When I walked through the door there was a man there who looked me straight in the eye and said "Good morning! Welcome to Walmart!" He gave me a huge smile. It's been a while since I've had anyone try to pick me up in such a blatant manner. I must admit I was intrigued. When I was leaving, he again looked me straight in the eye and said "Have a wonderful day!" At that point, I KNEW he was asking me out and planning our first date. I know that we are now only a few steps away from the marriage proposal itself. 

My question is, in celebration of where we met and fell in love, should we name our first child Wally even if it's a girl? I'm worried about her being bullied in school.

Posted - June 14, 2017
Tags : marriage Children fiance Walmart

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  • 2327
    The guy in your photo. 

      June 14, 2017 8:53 PM MDT
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  • 7683
    LOL thanks Cowboy....;)))
      June 14, 2017 8:56 PM MDT
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  • 6124
    Veena don't you remember?  The Zales guy was my 4th husband.  I did receive some wonderful sparkly gifties from him.  Unfortunately, I had to sell all of them to pay for the damage I did to my 5th husband's legs after I ran him over in one of my many jealous rages.  My new beau will be my 7th husband.  7 has always been my lucky number so I know this one will be the last.  If nothing else, after all the anger management classes I was forced to attend by the court, I no longer use my car as a weapon so I won't be forced to sell off whatever wonderful gifts I shall receive from my Walmart beau. 
      June 15, 2017 5:07 AM MDT
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  • 2327
    Dude, you're getting married to a Walmart greeter? Isn't he like....95-years-old, or something close to that? You're going to have to buy him a lot of viagra. Can you buy that at Walmart? Do they even have a pharmacy? And what's the item listed at $55? I see it in the background in your photo. It doesn't sound like a low price. 
      June 14, 2017 8:41 PM MDT
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  • 7683
    Harry is a dudette Cowboy;))
      June 14, 2017 8:45 PM MDT
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  • I didn't know she was a dude-ette until very recently :)
      June 14, 2017 8:47 PM MDT
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  • 7683
    Ha ha I too came to know through one of SapphicHeart's question...even Sapphie was in for a surprise, Harry hid it well, Jamie;)) This post was edited by Veena.K at June 15, 2017 5:13 AM MDT
      June 14, 2017 8:50 PM MDT
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  • I think it was sapphie told me just in casual convo:) we were talking about another site and she mentioned Harry... Then FYI'd me Harry is female :)
      June 14, 2017 8:59 PM MDT
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  • 7683
    Oh....I see;))
      June 14, 2017 9:05 PM MDT
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  • 6124
    Jaimie & Veena, I didn't hide nuttin'.  People just made assumptions based upon my dog's name.   I've made references and dropped hints since the beginning.  ;-)
      June 15, 2017 5:12 AM MDT
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  • 6124
    This particular man is a tad younger.  I think he may only be 80.  Thank you so much for your concern about my sex life with my fiance.  You have touched my heart with your compassion.  Walmart does indeed have a pharmacy so no worries there. ;-)  They actually sell pretty much everything under the sun which is why I shop there as often as my budget will allow.  To answer your additional question, the $55 item is the total cost of my engagement ring and wedding band.  I thought that was a pretty decent deal.  Do you think we should be doing some comparison shopping?
      June 15, 2017 5:20 AM MDT
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  • 22891
    i think you should get to know the person first before you marry them
      June 15, 2017 3:33 PM MDT
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  • 6124
    Unfortunately, that's never worked out too well for me in the past Pearl.  
      June 15, 2017 5:32 PM MDT
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