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Benedict Arnold

What's the creepiest thing you could say to a stranger in a elevator (lift) ?

Posted - June 16, 2017
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  • 6124
    I just murdered my boss on the 16th floor.
    Do you think it's going to rain today?  I forgot my umbrella upstairs.  Will you ride back up with me to get it?
      June 17, 2017 4:24 PM MDT
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  • lol :) this is  why I bought you that pretty pink  straight jacket , Harry. Put it on -_- STAT! 
      June 18, 2017 6:33 PM MDT
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  • 6124
    I was wearing it when I murdered my boss.  Guess it didn't work very well.  Buy me another presie please. This post was edited by Harry at June 18, 2017 6:50 PM MDT
      June 18, 2017 6:37 PM MDT
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  • here you go.... it matches your jacket:) annnd I think you need it ... or the rest of the world needs you to have it O_o
      June 18, 2017 6:44 PM MDT
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  • 6124
    Really?  Are you afraid I am going to bite everyone?  I would think you would have bought me a pink muzzle instead.  Gettin' tired of me already Jaimie?  But we have a duel wedding to plan and I thought we would trip the light fantastic and tango together during the reception. 
      June 18, 2017 6:53 PM MDT
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  • I know we have  double wedding coming up! Im in my 30's now so I can't have you murder  my fiancée cos times running out! .... the way you were eyeing up his legs and pearls last double date ... I'm concerned. HE'S MINE! Do the taxes with your own Walmart guy :/  
      June 18, 2017 6:59 PM MDT
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  • 6124
    Well, how could I not eye his legs?  They were damned fine!  And tying the ensemble together with that pearl necklace just made me flush all over.  But remember, I already have my own Walmart guy.  And, I am a true blue friend.  I would never knowingly take another woman's man.  
      June 18, 2017 7:05 PM MDT
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  • YAY! Just to be safe though please wear your straight jacket and mask at our double  wedding .... or if you ever meet my serious serious boyfriend Lenny ;) or if you see him on television ... or the internet ... just maybe don't even  look at Lenny at all then ... that's safest for everyone involved.... HE IS MINE! ;)
      June 18, 2017 7:09 PM MDT
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  • 6124
    Okay. :-(
      June 18, 2017 7:11 PM MDT
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  • Good -_- 
      June 18, 2017 7:17 PM MDT
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  • 22891
    probably to say something perverted to them
      June 17, 2017 5:43 PM MDT
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  • Yeah :/
      June 18, 2017 6:33 PM MDT
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  • 23577



    "I like The Wizard of OZ"
      June 18, 2017 6:34 PM MDT
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  •   June 18, 2017 6:38 PM MDT
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  • 23577
    My favorite character in that movie, yes!
    :)
      June 18, 2017 6:42 PM MDT
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  • I know :) I pay attention .. sometimes :)
      June 18, 2017 6:55 PM MDT
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  • 23577
     I think I go overboard on my expressing how much I like her!
     Ha!

    You pay attention a lot to people's posts, from what I see!
    :)
      June 18, 2017 6:58 PM MDT
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  • Nah it's not overboard at all :) cos she's green and green is beautiful :) I try to pay attention ... sometimes my attention span is fooky... I'm sober as'for a change tonight so :) ALERT!! :)
      June 18, 2017 7:03 PM MDT
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  • 7126
    I'd like to eat your liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti.    
      June 18, 2017 6:38 PM MDT
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  • Lol oh no :/ please ask Harry if you can share the gift I just gave her ... I think you need it too ;)
      June 18, 2017 6:47 PM MDT
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