All I said was that I'd cook dinner for her. Isn't it the thought that's supposed to count? ~

I know, right?  For cryin' out loud, I installed the portable stomach-pumping unit last year just like the court order said, I've keep myself current on CPR refresher classes and certification, and I have the Poison Conteol Center on speed-dial.  What more should she expect?

That's ok, she'll come crawling back to me soon begging for forgiveness.  I'm not worried.  Now which food group covers sandwiches and how are they harvested?

Randy D, your slacking. Didn't ya catch that she said 'many' when she meant 'man'? Or does typos not qualify as grammer? olo

You are entirely correct.. and it was a typo... I am queen of typos but I do up my game on here specifically to try to impress Randy D... My only excuse is that I am so tired it's not true!  I should probably go to bed!  

Or wake up and smell the coffee? 
When I first joined answerbag I didn't know that Eskimo was spelled with a k. I used a c. I started to change it a few years ago but there is someone that already has texaseskimo that apparently is in to porn plus I had already been using texasescimo so I stuck with it. My middle son moved to Alaska and married a native mix that I originally thought was an Eskimo but later found out she was something else, (Aleut?). They now live here. My sons biological dad is part Choctaw so my son and his wife can both get free medical in certain parts of Oklahoma. 
(Don't know why I said all that but now you know that Colonel Sanders. lol)

(your slacking/you're slacking)

Oopsy. lol

What more could any woman want, than their own personal portable stomach-pump? The woman will come grovelling back I am sure. 

I've already rented out her closet space. Hey, I have her a full 24 hours to come back, so quit with the strange looks!
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