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How can I know you really exist? What is your proof?

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Posted - July 9, 2017
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  • 6988
    Are you saying I am a robot?  My proof is that I voted for Trump, which requires logic. Robots don't have that. They are just machines. Also, robots do not pray to a higher power. They are just happy that they get electricity. WARNING! WILL ROBINSON! ALIEN LIFE FORMS ARE APPROACHING! 
      July 9, 2017 5:11 AM MDT
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  • 44622
    How are your tomatoes doing?
      July 9, 2017 5:18 AM MDT
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  • 6988
    Really well with all the rain lately.  Not turning red yet.  (or yellow, or pink, or purple) I actually had blue tomatoes last year, and peach-like tomatoes with fuzz! 
      July 9, 2017 6:08 AM MDT
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  • 44622
    I have a few of the golden sweet cherries that have ripened. Mine are also doing well but they took a long time to blossom.
      July 9, 2017 4:50 PM MDT
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  • Cause I can shoot ya! That's real enough!
    This post was edited by Benedict Arnold at July 10, 2017 10:45 AM MDT
      July 9, 2017 5:24 AM MDT
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  • 6124
    You don't.  
    Proof?  I don't need to give you no stinkin' proof.  And don't ask me for no badges neither.  Bah. *burp*  'scuse me.
      July 9, 2017 5:52 AM MDT
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  • 7126
      July 9, 2017 5:58 AM MDT
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  • 7126
    Here, this will calm you down.....
      July 9, 2017 6:03 AM MDT
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  • 6124
    Bwaahahahaha!  I always send that to friends when they do anything that annoys me!  
      July 9, 2017 10:52 AM MDT
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  • 7126
    It really is the ultimate punishment. 
      July 9, 2017 11:02 AM MDT
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  • 2657
     [Bah. *burp*  'scuse me.]
    You may be the foulest man alive.

      July 10, 2017 6:51 AM MDT
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  • 6124
    Nah. Not possible.  But, I just may be the foulest woman alive.;-)
      July 10, 2017 12:11 PM MDT
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  • 2657
    Oopsy, sorry maam. lol
      July 10, 2017 12:20 PM MDT
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  • 6124
    No problem.  *burp* *blaaat* er, um, 'scuse me again. 
      July 10, 2017 12:22 PM MDT
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  • 2657
    lol
    I wonder why there weren't no women in the camp fire scene in blazin saddles?
      July 10, 2017 12:25 PM MDT
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  • 7126
    If you'd like, I can send you a stool sample. 
      July 9, 2017 6:13 AM MDT
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  • 11015
    You know Element doesn't take crap off of anybody!
      July 9, 2017 6:34 AM MDT
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  • 7126
    Okay, okay, I'll send him a urine sample. I already have a bunch of them stored in the fridge for special occasions.  
      July 9, 2017 7:00 AM MDT
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  • 16796
    You can't. "Cogito, ergo sum" is entirely in the first person. Even atheists have to take some things on faith.
      July 9, 2017 6:51 AM MDT
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  • 2657
    Latin for 'come ere son'?
      July 10, 2017 6:36 PM MDT
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  • 19937
    Because every payday, I see they have taken taxes out.  That's how I know I exist.
      July 9, 2017 7:47 AM MDT
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  • 46117
    You can't.  How do you like them apples?



      July 9, 2017 11:13 AM MDT
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  • 44622
    Sure yiu can...go to my Aunt Diane's place there and she will tell me you exist. Wait...she is in Maine for a couple of weeks.
      July 9, 2017 4:52 PM MDT
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  • 16796
    Aunt Diane and Maine are both all in your head ...

    ** Twlight Zone music **
      July 10, 2017 7:08 AM MDT
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