What is something you will NEVER understand?

I dont don't get it; since when did you become a big black dude?

This post was edited by Randy D at July 9, 2017 6:20 PM MDT

Stumbled into the bathroom this morning and my parts weren't where I left them.  

I knew it! You're Randy D's sock puppet.

An intriguing possibility but I don't have the impeccable grammar skills necessary for the job. Plus I don't tangle with a user whose name rhymes with "cozy" and rip her a new one every day.   

You're just very good at disguising it.

I rip "Cozy" a new one every day? Lol, my fame precedes me!

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I think she wants you. Cozy has needs. 

This post was edited by LyricalOne at July 10, 2017 5:30 PM MDT

("Chocolate" is a code word.)


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Just say the word and I'll make sure you two are left alone to have sexy time.   ;-)

Cozy is too busy lusting after Trump to waste time on Randy.

Rumor has it that little Trump is the size of a gherkin so Randy needs to be on standby. Once Cozy gets an idea in her head, she's insatiable.  

Wait, how's she going to handle going from a gherkin to a dark kielbasa?  One doesn't simply ease one's way onto one of these babies. 

One step at a time. First you're gonna have to go in there with a miner's helmet and clear out the cobwebs. The gherkin barely cleared the cave's entrance so you've got a lot of work to do. 

One of the great mysteries of life...

Nobody normal understands them.

Whew!  I was a little worried there for a time. :)

"New math is so simple that only a child can do it."
- Tom Lehrer

Exactly!  I look at some of the problems and wonder what the heck?