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How can you assemble Ikea furniture without killing someone?

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Posted - July 9, 2017
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  • Just find some " sucka" to do it for you :) or just go there for tealight candles and buy your furniture at scandesign... or sears ... or anywhere else's. 
      July 9, 2017 10:20 PM MDT
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  • 745
    the only "sucka" I know in my life is me lol
    I may check out Sears next time.. 
      July 9, 2017 10:31 PM MDT
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  • :) I've never shopped in an IKEA store. I've heard lots about it though. Good luck with your furniture assembly , 'SUCKA!' ;)
    This post was edited by Benedict Arnold at July 10, 2017 3:04 PM MDT
      July 9, 2017 10:36 PM MDT
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  • 745
    the only people coming out of an Ikea store who look happy are those who didn't buy anything, everyone else looks miserable af.. lol
    it's probably my second most-hated store after Chuck E Cheese, pretty hard to beat greasy pizza and a bunch of screaming kids.. 

    and thank you, I'm almost done here. :)


      July 9, 2017 10:41 PM MDT
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  • 7126
    Lol.... my sister just had a run-in with them. She actually paid to have furniture assembled and the assemblers were totally befuddled and took all day. Then after that, one of the pieces had a big scratch. No amount of Swedish meatballs is worth all the grief.  
      July 9, 2017 10:21 PM MDT
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  • 745
    so... I'll have to pay 'em, and they'll still do a sh*t job? 
    great! :D
      July 9, 2017 10:33 PM MDT
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  • 7126
    Maybe you'll get lucky and they'll send Bjorn from the home office.  
      July 9, 2017 10:36 PM MDT
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  • 23570
    "Hi, I'm Bjorn. I hear you may need some help with assembly? I'd be happy to help."

      July 10, 2017 2:37 PM MDT
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  • 7126
    Oh, well, hi there. Think I have some needs you can definitely meet.  ;-)
      July 10, 2017 2:52 PM MDT
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  • 23570
    I thought this was a nameless guy in the image but I see now that he is actor Jon Prescott.
    :)
    I have some needs he might meet for me, too. Ha!
    :)
      July 10, 2017 4:31 PM MDT
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  • 7126
    We'll just have to share him. I get him on days that end in "y."

    Bwahahahaha


      July 10, 2017 4:40 PM MDT
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  • 23570
    OK
    :)
    Darn.
      July 10, 2017 4:49 PM MDT
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  • 745
    suddenly, I'm changing my mind about not wanting to have kids.... cause.. DAMN. :)
      July 13, 2017 9:14 PM MDT
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  • 23570
    :)
    :)
      July 16, 2017 4:41 PM MDT
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  • 5614
    Count to ten slowly taking slow deep breaths. Block out distractions, now focus. Don't think about them. Think about the job. This post was edited by O-uknow at July 10, 2017 2:33 PM MDT
      July 9, 2017 10:34 PM MDT
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  • 53502

    No one has ever done it yet without bloodshed.  Either homicide or suicide; they can't be avoided.



    ~
      July 9, 2017 11:08 PM MDT
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  • 508
    i helped put together ikea dresser not long ago and im surprised no one was killed in the process LOL This post was edited by Skunky Stinkerson at July 11, 2017 1:30 PM MDT
      July 10, 2017 12:10 AM MDT
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  • 6124
    Hi Skunky!  Good to see you!  Hope all is well.
      July 10, 2017 4:09 AM MDT
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  • 22891
    ask someone that knows how to do it to do it for you
      July 10, 2017 2:30 PM MDT
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  • 585
    I don't think it's possible!
      July 10, 2017 3:04 PM MDT
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  • The wise solution is buying ready to use furniture.
      July 10, 2017 3:30 PM MDT
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  • 7280
    Lock yourself in a room until finished assembling (bring food).

    That will take care of the potential "murder" problem---Can't help you with the suicide issue.
      July 10, 2017 3:32 PM MDT
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