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Can you come up with a clever, appropriate name for a person for a given professsion?

Example: Valet parking driver...Rex Carz

Posted - July 11, 2017
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  • 22891
    a teacher
      July 11, 2017 2:56 PM MDT
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  • 44619
    That isn't a name.
      July 11, 2017 4:09 PM MDT
    2

  • 46117
    Apple Fora
      July 11, 2017 7:41 PM MDT
    0

  • "Urologist" ... I.P. Freelee
    "Tiger Trainer" ... Claude Ballz
    "Race Car Driver" ... Juan A. Befurst
      July 11, 2017 6:34 PM MDT
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  • 46117
    Gynecologist:   P.  KABOO

    Dentist:  Brad Breath  

    Psychiatrist:  Perry Noiya

    Salesman:  Rip Steele

    Thief:  Donald Trump

      July 11, 2017 7:47 PM MDT
    4

  • 13395
    Dr. I. W. Killam hospital Halifax NS Canada  (Isaac Walton Killam)

    www.iwk.nshealth.ca
      July 11, 2017 10:53 PM MDT
    2

  • 53509
    Florist -- Bud Gardener

    Florist's assistant -- Beau Kay

    Librarian -- Paige Turner

    Postman -- Bill Handler

    Used car salesman -- Lee Monman

    Exercise coach/personal trainer -- Juan  Moore

    Gardener -- Leif Raker

    Undertaker -- Paul Berrer

    Urologist -- Phyllis Dong

    Suntan model -- Sandy Beecher

    Literacy coach -- Kent Reed

    Tire salesman -- Roland Wheeler

    Electrician -- Connie Edison

    Nun -- Belle Ringer

    Haberdasher -- Ty Knot

    Lab technician -- CeeCee Spooner

    Fortune teller -- Crystal Ball

    Lawyer -- Sue A. Lott

    Calendar-maker -- April May

    Oil magnate -- Phil R. Rupp

    Linguist -- Graham Wright

    Soldier -- Lou Tennet

    Comedian -- Hugh Moore

    Bill collector -- Armand A. Legg

    Historian -- Sarah Toga

    Jeweler -- Pearl Diver

    Park Ranger -- Forrest Green

    Biologist -- Gene Poole 

    Construction worker -- Armando Casas (only native-born Spanish-speakers will get that one)

    ~
      July 11, 2017 10:59 PM MDT
    5

  • Is that all? Nice job! :) This post was edited by Benedict Arnold at July 12, 2017 8:05 AM MDT
      July 11, 2017 11:39 PM MDT
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  • 44619
    You forgot Proctologist...Seymour Butz.
      July 12, 2017 8:04 AM MDT
    1

  • 7126
    Cardiologist: Angie O'Graham

    Lawyer:  Gil T. Mann

    Lawyer:  Susan Court

    Thief:  Robin Banks

    Urologist:  Drew Peacock

    Proctologist:  Hugh Jayniss

    Prostitute:  Rhoda Mann


      July 11, 2017 11:37 PM MDT
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