Here is why. Some here think that this is a place to write their life's history or a master's thesis. I know most of us like short, succinct questions and get right to the point. I am the same way. I don't bother with all of the boring drivel that others do in their diatribes. I hope you are ready for my really short question as my fingers are cramping with all of this typing. Here goes:
Why did I write all that crap?