Can you think of a humourous Eleventh Commandment?...Here is mine.

Git -r- done.

That works

Thou shalt not commit an act of injustice on a woman's birthday.

:)

Thous shalt not spread the falsity that only "sunny" weather is "beautiful" weather.

How are you doing, Welby? I haven't seen you on here for a couple of weeks at least. Are you OK? :)

Carry on Answermugging!

11.   Thou shalt not take Viagra after age 75.

Thou shall not get caught, but if that is thine fate then deniest all thy must

Thanks, Andy B --  I'm doing OK! For over a week I was away from my computer and before that, and somewhat now, for my usual reason I've shared, I'm just pitching in some input here and there. But I'm around. I even submitted a blog (for only the second time, ha!).

:)

Thou shall not make eye contact in the bathroom

Amen

11.2    Thou shalt not take Viagra if thee has orange hair

Hello Chief:

Whenst thou hast farted, thou shalt raiseth thy hand..

excon

Thou shall not disturb your mother when she´s taking a nap,

Nonsense. I shalt take it until I dieth.

Thouest shall not imbibe in merriment whilst consuming thy beverage of a carbonated nature lest thee have a fit of laughing, thereby causing bubbles to enter thee's nose. :D 

Especially whenst in a House of Worship....shalom.

Well, you can but you broketh numero 11

Ah! I'm not alone!

:)

Thanks, GoatJumper!

:)

but if he's handsome . . .

;)

No, probably your commandment  is the way to go.

:)

um...ahemm... [looking nervously around]

Yeah...there are caveats :)

Hell...I've broken a few of the other ones too.