What is wrong with you?

Lucky you.

For you, as long as it takes.

Awww.....muah!!

Pro, eh. The American Dream!

What was the big hold-up on getting this answer typed out?  Oh, wait . . . 

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Just give me a minute and I'll explain all. 

But at least there's something you're good at.

I know what you mean.

That's not true!  I've been dangling bags of candy and handfuls of cash outside your bedroom window every few nights for over six months now.   I would be there every night, but somehow the local police show up, haul me away, and I have to spend time in the county jail.  I wonder how those police officers always happen to show up . . . 

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lol Next time, please make sure those diamonds catch the moonlight a little better so I see them.

So, now you have a thing for JA?

Are you kidding?  I've known her MUCH longer than I've known you, and she files fewer restraining orders against me than you do.   How could I not have a thing for her?

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Everybody's got something.

Learn to like it. It's better than the alternative.

It probably just needs a reboot.