What is wrong with you?

No subtitle needed. I just wanted to see where this would take us.

You don't see the way you talk to people that express beliefs different than yours as bullying?

Nothing wrong with that.

I'm the exact opposite: I can't imagine myself not working or ever being retired, to me, it's practically a four-letter word. 

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That's only because you're weird..... :p

I used to think that way too. 

So did I. 

What, you think Rocco's House of Female Pleasure won't survive your retirement? Sooner or later ya gotta get off the pole man.  

You don't want the truth, you can't HANDLE the truth! Because deep down inside you, in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me on that pole, you need me on that pole. Tell the truth, you really want me there. You and your girlfriends use words like girls' night out, ladies' night, bachelorette party, well, we use these words as the backbone to a life spent shaking something. You just use them as a punchline.

I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a woman who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very arousal that I provide, then questions the manner in which I provide it. I'd prefer you just said thank you and went about your way. Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a mojito or jello-shot and guzzle it down. Either way, I don't really care, just as long as you keep the tips coming.
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Easy there Jack Nicholson. Looks like you've got way too much thyme on your hands.  

I think early retirement might be in your future.