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Have you ever cried so much that you were reduced to tears?


Hey, wait a second . . .

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Posted - July 21, 2017

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  • 7132
      July 21, 2017 6:05 AM MDT
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  • 52903
    That's too small to read, what does it say?
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      July 21, 2017 6:40 AM MDT
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  • 7132
    Sorry Gramps. 


      July 21, 2017 6:47 AM MDT
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  • 52903

    "Bernard, have you seen my glasses?"

    "Glasses of what, Randy?  I'd like a drink too."

    "No, you deaf old man, my eye glasses. EYE glasses!"

    "Molasses?  Why would you drink a whole glass of molasses?  Maybe that's why you're always so stopped up all the time."

    "Stopped up?  I'm not stopped up, I have no problem whatsoever going when I need to go."

    "Then why are you always making those laxative commercials?"

    "That's just for finances, you know, for the MONEY."

    "Don't call me honey, we've talked about this before."

    "I said money, not honey!"

    "Mo money no honey?  Dude, you've known me for a long time, you know I don't swing that way.  Money or no money, I ain't giving you no honey."

    "That's a double negative."

    "Don't you Grammar Police me, Randy!"

    "Where are my glasses?"

    "If I had mine, I'd help you look for yours.  Where are mine?"

    "On your face, old man. Oh, wait a minute, I think I just found mine too . . . "



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      July 21, 2017 8:07 AM MDT
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  • 7132
      July 21, 2017 8:11 AM MDT
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  • "No, just severely water-marked." 
      July 21, 2017 7:04 AM MDT
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  • 44173
    ??? Well, at least your grammar and spelling are correct.
      July 21, 2017 7:20 AM MDT
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  • 13071
    I have now. ;+
      July 21, 2017 8:09 AM MDT
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    7268
    That wasn't me, I promise.  

    It was the air conditioner from my vehicle that left that puddle of


    water under my car.  (no, I 
    didn't pee my pants, ether )  :  )
      July 21, 2017 8:14 AM MDT
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  • 22891
    not lately
      July 21, 2017 11:49 AM MDT
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  • 7280
    Can you described the point at which your crying stopped and all you could produce were tears?---you know, how could you tell the difference?
      July 21, 2017 11:54 AM MDT
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