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How much does an exorcism cost?

Posted - July 22, 2017

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  • 7939
    Just your dignity or sanity. One or the other. 

    In all seriousness, an actual church or religious leader is unlikely to charge anything, though they often accept donations if the family can afford it. Those that do charge can go anywhere from $50 to $300 or more. 
      July 22, 2017 4:41 PM MDT
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  • Not both?  I was just watching on YT a rather inane video about the "real story" behind the once popular novel, "The Exorcist".  I suppose the devil mad me ask this question.
      July 22, 2017 4:45 PM MDT
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  • 7939
    Ah, well, you're in luck. I happen to be an ordained minister. If you'll kindly make a donation to the Universal Church of Mug, I'll see what I can do about relieving you of your money, sanity, and dignity. Of course, I can't promise anything... you know what a delicate situation this can be, but I'll do my best. :)
      July 22, 2017 4:51 PM MDT
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  • 1393
    "One or the other".....or both, perhaps?
      August 1, 2017 6:55 AM MDT
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  • Oy! Thus are religions.
      July 22, 2017 4:53 PM MDT
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  • 22891
    have no idea since ive never had to do that
      July 22, 2017 5:00 PM MDT
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  • 2657
    Two bits, or free with a shave and a haircut. 
      July 25, 2017 5:26 AM MDT
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