Discussion»Questions»Human Behavior» Jelly Beans are the happiest fruit in the world so what kind of mood will you be in if you gorge on the black ones?
Barfy. The black ones are gross. Actually, they're all gross, but the black ones especially. I prefer to get fruit from something more authentic, like Skittles.
You may not know it but the black ones have a cult following and we are legion. We lurk in the darkness ready to pounce on those who besmirch those ebony beans of deliciousness
Somehow, there's something intriguing to me about how she falls - - she falls pretty well. Well, maybe not. But somehow she looks graceful to me. and she gets right back up. I like her hair, too.
Sorry, Judas Goat, I was looking at the woman more than the goat. :)
Like all morally upright, intelligent, beautiful and spiritually elevated people I favor the black jelly bean best. Their bold flavor, both sweet and pleasing, is pleasing to both men and gods.
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