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What is the WORST pickup line you've ever heard?

Posted - July 23, 2017
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  • 5808
    don't really know...
    how about "Hey baby what's your sign"
      July 23, 2017 12:18 PM MDT
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  • 6124
    "If I told you that you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?"

    YUP!  True story.
      July 23, 2017 12:48 PM MDT
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  • 2219
    ... and the rest of the song. 
      July 23, 2017 3:29 PM MDT
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  • 6124
    Nope.  He assumed I was an idiot.  He didn't realize that I am an idiot that is also a music head.
      July 23, 2017 4:03 PM MDT
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  • 22891
    cant remember and noone ever tries to pick me up anyways
      July 23, 2017 2:27 PM MDT
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  • 6477
    I get loads making comments about my boobs... seriously I am more than a pair of t*ts.. that's never gonna work and I despair at women who think that's flattering  :( 
      July 23, 2017 2:40 PM MDT
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  • 7792
    There are those like me that are big on intellect. How big is your intellect?
      July 23, 2017 2:43 PM MDT
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  • 6477
    LOL massive :P  How big is your's?  
      July 23, 2017 2:59 PM MDT
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  • 7792
    Borderline I guess. In a conversation, you might lose me. So, slow down so that I can catch up. Won't happen often.
      July 23, 2017 3:01 PM MDT
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  • 6477
    You do pretty well.. I am sure it's bigger than yu are letting on.. your intellect that is :P
      July 23, 2017 3:08 PM MDT
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  • Umm...I used to have a car that had black rims and one time in a grocery store parking lot a woman approached me and asked me how I made my rims look like that and if I could come to her place and paint her's too?
    I thought " What an odd thing to be asked and why would this lady think I want to go to her house and work on her car?"
    I was married then and I just kinda ignored her, but thinking about it now maybe she was trying to pick me up?
    I don't know?

      July 23, 2017 3:15 PM MDT
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  • 6124
    Nah.  She just wanted a rimming. Um. Sorry.  She just wanted her rims painted.
      July 23, 2017 3:21 PM MDT
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