Discussion»Questions»Life and Society» What, in your opinion, is the weirdest, or silliest, or most unusual trend you have witnessed thus far in your life?
You did what? That was our blackmail money so that we could quit our jobs and run away together! (Sigh.) I guess we have to keep working, and by the way, I'm breaking up with you.
Accidents happen......But I did replace that bag with a new one.....let's see, here's a pic of you at that party in Nantucket doing a table dance....Oh! Looks like all of these are pics of you doing some really odd things......I think we need to talk.
Oh no you don't! You think you can blackmail a black blackmailer? Lady, I wrote the book on this stuff! I've already forgotten things that you haven't even learned yet! I'll go public with the fact that you're a photo-shop expert, you have a fully functional darkroom in your basement, and you were convicted of sixteen counts of forgery back in Tylerville, 1999. Remember that counterfeiting ring you ran in Pensacola back in 2004? Well I certainly do. Ruin me? Ha! I can make Nantucket look like Romper Room compared to your crimes, so bring it on!
Everyone knows I'm not that good with a computer......Oh....dear....did that pic actually load? This is just one of many.....Do you really want me to post the rest? Brahahahahhahahahahahhaaaaaaaa!!!!!
Like most of the pics I have, they are a few years old. I also know for a fact that the guy in this pic is your cousin. We dated a few years back, tell him I said hi.
I don't even bother to witness the passing madnesses because they mostly make no sense to me at all. Why would anyone want to do most of that stuff? Where do you want me to begin? Urban street gangism, unfettered and pie-in-the-sky liberalism, shaving private parts, self-multilation, spanking during sex, men wanting to ejaculate on my face, Big hair, rap, porn, strip clubs, drinking until you pass out, opioids etc. etc. etc. Don't "get" any of it and millions of things like those.