Randy D: "Hey, wait a minute, why is everyone at this meeting mentioning MY name? I don't even know these women!"

Sheesh, don't be so impatient; I've scheduled you for a series of sessions starting later in the month. Hmmm, maybe the beginning of next month. 



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Oh, is that all?  Whew!  Dodged that bullet!

:)

I doubt that :)

I actually got it!!  I got this joke!!  The reason that is so outstanding, (only to me,) is because I rarely watch T.V.  But this is a Mini-me-comedian joke and the "Raaaannnddeeeyy!"  What is his name?  Mike? Mike Myers!  
I get it!  That is funny!!!

Laughing out loud.....THAT is funny!! But I was just thinking of the old saying " a randy character".....your reply is better!!!

Both work.  Another thing, between you and me, I find funny is I've recently started wearing glasses.  You'll probably hear me apologizing profusely for posting a response with everything misspelled and/or grammatically unfathomable.  Normally this is  because I don't have them on.  The other reason might be because, well, never mind.  BUT, I would like to share with you, before I put them on a minute ago, I thought your avatar was of a nun.   It's true!!  Without glasses it looks like a nun leaning a little to her right.  Like you were taking a picture as you passed by in flight!! Big Giggles!!

THAT is hilarious!!! A nun with too many glasses of wine??? LOL....At the risk of burning in Hell, I ain't no nun, and my wife isn't either!!! I chose that picture because we had been to the zoo that day and the bear "performed" for us...apparently marshmallows are the food of choice when visitors show up....lol
The OTHER reason of "never mind"???? Gotta tell me now...or will go insaner....that IS a word, in the crazy world....

Wine is just fine but Jameson is better. Hiccup! Now, about "the other," well it probably has to do with the same reason your wife might attest to.
See, I have an intelligent, handsome, and outrageous lover who happens to pose as my husband. He demands a lot of my attention.  This normally doesn't become a problem except when I am in the middle of responding to a question.  It doesn't matter what time of day, he seems to distract me in any every given way.
With both my newly found need for glasses and his relentless passes, sometimes I write things that have nothing to do with anything that the question askez.  (I know that is not a word but it went with the flow of thought and it rhymed. Giggles :) Randy would kill me._
A frightful display of no control I must say.  For the power of love and glasses leave some of my responses in somewhat of a dismay ;) :) This post was edited by Merlin at August 9, 2017 7:54 PM MDT

Tell your husband to keep the glass of Jameson filled and leave the bottle handy!!! My wife prefers her rum and often uses the word "askez" herself...especially when that bottle of rum is getting low...;-)
I'll forgive your typos....just blame it on James Son.....