White helicopters are circling your place, several white SUVs with white tinted windows pull up on the street, white-suited agents emerge

from them, half of whom establish a perimeter while the other half enter and begin searching for you. 

Ok, what have you done this time?  It can't be the tearing the tag off of the mattress, you're already on probation for that. It's probably not about those overdue library books, they garnished the money for that from your paychecks for over eight months. I doubt it has anything to do with you singing too loudly in church, that's impossible. Come clean, what's your new gig?
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