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White helicopters are circling your place, several white SUVs with white tinted windows pull up on the street, white-suited agents emerge

from them, half of whom establish a perimeter while the other half enter and begin searching for you. 

Ok, what have you done this time?  It can't be the tearing the tag off of the mattress, you're already on probation for that. It's probably not about those overdue library books, they garnished the money for that from your paychecks for over eight months. I doubt it has anything to do with you singing too loudly in church, that's impossible. Come clean, what's your new gig?
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Posted - August 13, 2017

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  • 44600
    Sounds like you have a problem with 'Living while Black'.
      August 13, 2017 2:54 PM MDT
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  • 7126
      August 13, 2017 2:59 PM MDT
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  • 7126
    Lol..... "money fir that from your patchecks...."
      August 13, 2017 3:00 PM MDT
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  • 53502
    Oops!
    ~
      August 13, 2017 3:05 PM MDT
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  • 7126
    No! Put it back! Loosen up! Shake your groove thing!!
      August 13, 2017 3:08 PM MDT
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  • 53502

    Yo, you know a brutha jes' cain't go out li' dat, Girl. I got my rep ya think of, Bae!



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      August 13, 2017 3:41 PM MDT
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  • 22891
    i didnt do nothing, theyre looking for someone else
      August 13, 2017 4:19 PM MDT
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  • 13071
    I plead the Fifth. ;+
      August 13, 2017 4:52 PM MDT
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  • 16762
    I think they found out that I hid you in my basement.
      August 13, 2017 5:41 PM MDT
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  • 10993
      August 13, 2017 6:14 PM MDT
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  • 46117
    What do you have against white people? 
      August 13, 2017 6:19 PM MDT
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  • I was having a "negative" dream and you woke me. Now I'll never know how it ends!!
      August 13, 2017 6:29 PM MDT
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