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Nanoose

Ever wonder if Donald Trump has been geneticaly modified?

I started wondering that the other day when I heard he looked at the solar eclipse and didn't get eye damage. I figured maybe the reason he could do it was because he had been genetically modified with an extra set of eye lenses like some reptiles have. Then I started thinking that maybe the reason he doesn't care about global warming is because he has gills and knows that if the oceans rise and flood New York he will be right at home flip flopping around in the waves and breathing under water. Cheers!

Posted - August 24, 2017
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  • 13395
    What would be the GM point of making his hands so small?
      August 24, 2017 5:01 PM MDT
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  • 11110
    Maybe so it would be easier to steal cookies from the cookie jar or maybe to match other small things on his body. Cheers! This post was edited by Nanoose at September 2, 2017 1:27 PM MDT
      August 31, 2017 3:39 PM MDT
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  • 7280
    I tend to think he might have been investigated by the bio-engineers and found wanting.

    Although your addendum to your question also makes a lot of sense.
      August 31, 2017 3:41 PM MDT
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