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Randy D

Do people ever consider future sammich-making when they go on a first date?

He's thinking: ((((Sure, she's cute, polite, kind, educated, successful, moral, health-conscious and sexy, but is she any good at making me sammiches?  Life is a crap-shoot . . . ))))

She's thinking: ((((Sure, he's handsome, charming, witty, funny, gentlemanly, hard-working, accomplished, responsible, sensual, educated, successful, but will he like the way I make sammiches for him? Maybe I'm better off alone . . . ))))



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Posted - August 26, 2017
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  • 7126
    No "maybe" about it.
      August 26, 2017 8:32 AM MDT
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  • 53509


    You're right; there is no way possible that she's up to standards. 


    ~
      August 26, 2017 8:36 AM MDT
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  • 7126
    Lucky woman really dodged a bullet.
      August 26, 2017 8:38 AM MDT
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  • 11005
    Or ... she's thinking, I don't want to spend the rest of my life making sammiches for Randy D. The man does nothing but eat!

      August 26, 2017 8:34 AM MDT
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  • 53509

    You say it as if it's a bad thing.  That's cruel. 
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      August 26, 2017 8:37 AM MDT
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  • 5354
    Correction: He also complain (between bites)
      August 26, 2017 12:14 PM MDT
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  • 53509

    (complains)
      August 26, 2017 2:13 PM MDT
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  • 2658
    Some say the way to a man's heart is through his stomach. It's the same way with women...
      August 26, 2017 8:46 AM MDT
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  • 23577

    Randy D, I don't have an answer but the way you worded your question made me laugh out loud! Ha!
    :)
    I just chimed in to let you know.

    (That woman in the image you posted is gorgeous!)
      August 26, 2017 9:17 AM MDT
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  • 46117
    It sucks being around men that don't like to eat.  I like sandwich making.  It gives me a power over them.  Just like leaving out that hyphen gives you power over me.

    This post was edited by WM BARR . =ABSOLUTE TRASH at August 26, 2017 10:31 AM MDT
      August 26, 2017 9:24 AM MDT
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  • 7126
    Men who don't like to eat? I've never encountered that.
      August 26, 2017 9:27 AM MDT
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  • 46117
    I got one right in my house.   He likes food.  He doesn't like home-made food.  It's all about packaged goods ready-made or fast food or WhattaBurger.

    People like my cooking. It is really a strange situation.   I don't really care, but I'm mostly confused.  Oh, wait.  I really don't care. 
      August 26, 2017 10:33 AM MDT
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  • 7126
    That's the spirit. If I lived with you, I'd wind up having "Goodyear" stamped on my behind.  
      August 26, 2017 10:47 AM MDT
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  • 53509


    Grrrrrrr, you know I noticed the missing hyphen right away and was ready to pounce, don't you?  Cruel woman, you took my fun away.  
    ~
      August 26, 2017 10:32 AM MDT
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  • 46117
    No.  I left it for you.  You are never satisfied.  Have another sandwich, dear.

      August 26, 2017 10:34 AM MDT
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  • 7939
    Sandwiches always taste better when someone else makes them. It's scientifically proven. Moot question.
      August 26, 2017 10:50 AM MDT
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  • 53509

    For considering my question moot, your penance is to wear something skimpy when you serve me my Skippy.

    ~ 
      August 26, 2017 10:59 AM MDT
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  • 5451
    Yes they do which is why there's no Burger Queen.  The sandwich needed just one more inch and it didn't live up to the claim.

      August 26, 2017 11:30 AM MDT
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  • I never think of such things as that. I rarely eat sandwiches. If a man wants sandwiches, he can make them as he likes. I am not a servant to a man. I do not want any man who sees me as a servant. 
      August 26, 2017 12:16 PM MDT
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  • "Sure" ... that and will she do a good job
        when I have her wash my car?

      August 26, 2017 1:33 PM MDT
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  • 7126
      August 26, 2017 2:01 PM MDT
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  • 10052
    WHAT?? 

    And here I thought I was a disgrace to feminism! I'll happily make sandwiches, but washing cars is the man's job, dammit! 


      August 26, 2017 2:48 PM MDT
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  • And who told you that? The guy at the Car Wash when you applied for a job? :))
      August 26, 2017 3:19 PM MDT
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  • 10052
    Nope. I tell myself that when I'm trying really hard to think of things to put on the positive column of my mental list of reasons for/against dating. 

    So far, the positive side pretty much consists of money, sex and "man chores". 

    Needless to say, I'm not dating. 
      August 26, 2017 3:29 PM MDT
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