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"They may be really good at math but it isn't their job to sort out personal conflicts on your bill. It is itemized out for you."
Actually unless the restaurant doesn't let separate checks, it actually **IS** VERY MUCH SO THEIR JOB YOU LAZY JERK! Servers are responsible for EVERYTHING relating to the bill EVERYTHING, prices and even if the tax rates are correct or not BEFORE serving the check to the customer.
"Take the total and divide it among the number of people."
That's UNFAIR! At times I have gotten 3 mixed drinks that are very expensive, WHY should the friends of mine pay for MY expensive mixed drinks, huh? NO, that's not fair. If I get a burger and they get a steak, I am SURE THE HELL NOT GOING to pay for their $25 steak if I just got a burger. YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME???