What are three amazing, surprising, exciting, enthralling or boring ways your right elbow differs from your left elbow? ~

1.  I fell on my left elbow and chipped the olecranon process years ago.  I can still feel the chip indent.




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2.  Answer continued.

  I am able to do a much deeper tissue massage with my left elbow than my right because it is pointier.

3.  I don't have a three.

Left and right confuse me so I painted 'P' in green for port on my left elbow and 'S' in red for starboard on my right elbow.
So if someone says 'turn left at Main Street' supposed to mean I  turn green.

I tore a tenant in my left shoulder a while back,  so my right elbow works more effectively now.

My right elbow is on my right arm, but my left elbow is on my left arm.

Sorry, but I cannot think of any funny or surprizing differences.

I think my right elbow has a bigger wenis. 

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Wenis

1. I have a mole on my right elbow, which is how I learned to tell right from left.
2. I have a bruise on my left elbow, I don't know how I got it and it serves no purpose.
3. When I lift something like a cup of coffee with my left hand, my left elbow sticks straight out. It has something to do with the muscles that were disabled when I had my shoulder replaced. I don't know if this will get better or not. 

Might right elbow is a bit psoriatic.