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What weirdness do couples who share a bed have to contend with?

Posted - September 11, 2017
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  • "SNORING!!"  ...  don't know if it's ever considered weird, but it can be frightening!
      September 11, 2017 5:31 PM MDT
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  • 585
    You know it's frightening when it not only startles you awake but the snorer also wakes him/herself up.
      September 11, 2017 6:49 PM MDT
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  • (smiles)  You know of what you speak.
      September 11, 2017 9:36 PM MDT
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  • 7938
    lol I don't know. I almost find comfort in that because it becomes a normal "all is right" kind of sound.
      September 11, 2017 7:37 PM MDT
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  • Tolerating normal snoring ... you should do. Evil, possessed snoring that rids the house of insects and the dog is not an "all is right" signal.  :)) This post was edited by Benedict Arnold at September 11, 2017 10:55 PM MDT
      September 11, 2017 9:42 PM MDT
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  • 234
    So I have been accused, yet I vehemently deny.....until I wake myself up with that snoring!!! But....I wake myself up laughing in dreams as well. She never complains about laughing....but BELIEVE me, SHE snores, too.....and talks in her sleep. Waiting to hear her current confessions...lol

    This post was edited by stillhavingfun123 at September 13, 2017 2:27 PM MDT
      September 13, 2017 1:28 PM MDT
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  • Good luck with that!
      September 13, 2017 2:02 PM MDT
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  • 585
    Talking in your sleep... THAT can get interesting >.>
      September 11, 2017 5:32 PM MDT
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  • 7938
    Haha. Have you ever gotten any dirt out of anyone that way? I never do. I always hear about bizarre dreams- nothing from real life. 
      September 11, 2017 7:37 PM MDT
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  • 585
    I've definitely tried! But no luck. I've been told that I myself sometimes laugh in my sleep, which is terrifying to me. ...Maybe I'm the weird one.
      September 11, 2017 10:57 PM MDT
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  • 7126
    Tossing, turning, room temperature, blanket hogging, tv on or off, snoring, farting, drooling, dog breath, frequent urination, clandestine masturbation.......
      September 11, 2017 6:29 PM MDT
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  • 53394


    Ok, that list only covers the first five minutes after getting into bed. What about the rest of the night? (Slacker.)



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      September 11, 2017 6:47 PM MDT
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  • 7126
    Congratulations Daisy Mae. You win the contest I never entered.
      September 11, 2017 6:57 PM MDT
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  • 53394
    10.  Being awakened when partner gets into bed late, gets up throughout the night, or wakes up earlier than thou 

    9. Late-night reading, TV-watching/talking on telephone that keeps partner awake

    8. Partner hogging your side of the bed

    7. Blanket-stealing

    6. Sharp toenails that cut the sheets (Randy D, guilty as charged)

    5. Stinky feet/cold feet

    4. Bad breath

    3. Snoring

    2. Nocturnal toots

    1. Unwanted sexual advances and/or unexpected denials of sexual advances 



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      September 11, 2017 6:45 PM MDT
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    Nocturnal toots. LMAO!! 
      September 11, 2017 7:12 PM MDT
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  • 7938
    Side note, that guy looks like he's wearing more makeup than she is.

    Good list though. :)
      September 11, 2017 7:49 PM MDT
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  • 394
    my hubby has sleep apnea, he stops breathing 2 times a minute,  then struggles to start breathing again, for the rest of the time he snores very loudly, it's gotten so bad, sometimes I sleep in the other room
      September 11, 2017 6:48 PM MDT
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  • 585
    I can relate to this!!!
      September 11, 2017 6:49 PM MDT
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  • 7126
    No CPAP machine?
      September 11, 2017 6:57 PM MDT
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  • 394
    he has the affordable care act Insurance,  finding doctors that take that has been difficult, and now that he has one it's a slow process, you have to go for sleep studies, get fitted for a mask, he's still getting scheduling the appointments, if he had better insurance, he would probably have one by now
      September 11, 2017 7:03 PM MDT
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  • 7126
    So-called greatest country in the world and the man can't even get what he needs to breathe. Hope that changes for him soon.  
      September 11, 2017 7:05 PM MDT
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  • 394
    thank you for your well wishes, the insurance process has been very frustrating. 
      September 11, 2017 7:08 PM MDT
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  • 13071
    Passing gas quietly.
      September 11, 2017 7:02 PM MDT
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  • 33821
    Type of cover. 
      September 11, 2017 7:08 PM MDT
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