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Benedict Arnold

How to get out of jury duty in five words or less?

- meow like a cat 
-my imaginary friend said guilty.

Posted - September 11, 2017
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  • 7126
      September 14, 2017 10:13 PM MDT
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  • Well I know I'm right :( I posted a question about it a few weeks ago and you answered it .... I deleted that on my own too:) no one understands how hard it is for me to be SOOOO FOOKIN NICE and bite my tongue  ;)



      September 14, 2017 10:18 PM MDT
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  • 7126
      September 14, 2017 10:22 PM MDT
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  • I'm fine :) I just had take a step back for a sec .... "it don't matter just don't bite it" I find funny when I see others take Q&A sites too seriously ... so I know when I do I gotta check myself ;)
      September 14, 2017 10:27 PM MDT
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  • 7126
      September 14, 2017 10:29 PM MDT
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  • ;) 
      September 14, 2017 10:40 PM MDT
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  • 7126
      September 14, 2017 10:43 PM MDT
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  • 17596
    die
      September 12, 2017 9:07 AM MDT
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  • That would work :)
      September 14, 2017 7:58 PM MDT
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  • 7280
    Ask the judge to explain "jury nullification" to you.
      September 14, 2017 7:59 PM MDT
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  • is that 5 words or less tom?? ;)
      September 14, 2017 8:11 PM MDT
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  • 13071
    Ask the judge where the women are.
      September 14, 2017 8:37 PM MDT
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  • OKAY!!! 

    https://youtu.be/p4kVWCSzfK4
      September 14, 2017 8:39 PM MDT
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  • Everyone charged is guilty. 
      September 14, 2017 8:40 PM MDT
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  • Haha :) that would do it ;)
      September 14, 2017 8:56 PM MDT
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  • 7792
    I have flatulence control issues.
      September 14, 2017 8:44 PM MDT
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  • 13071
    LOL
      September 14, 2017 8:47 PM MDT
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  • Lol , zack ;)
      September 14, 2017 8:56 PM MDT
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  • 46117
    I have tried over and over and nothing works, and then they never call me anyway.
      September 14, 2017 9:06 PM MDT
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  • Lol :) they never call me either :(  
      September 14, 2017 9:12 PM MDT
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