You wake up as the opposite sex. What's the first thing you do?

It wasn't just veggies but babies dancing too.  I had a twofer the other day. First time since late winter and not just one, but two.  I'm on a roll!  :-D  

So would you be bored with your parts?

I might, at that, yes. Hadn't thought of it quite in that way but you're right!
:)

Who knows, you might come to enjoy your lovely lady lumps.   ;-)

But what if you really were a woman? What would you do?

It would take some getting used too everything apluse all the new rules, always sitting with my knees together (now why is that so important with girls when there is so very little there to see). walking knock kneed (in eastern Asia), obsessing about my diet (that one is rally going to be difficult), never standing with arms akimbo (but that is almost OK now isn't it?), never saying "Bring it on!", blushing. soo many new rules.

I see you've already planned to wake up as Beyoncé.  ;-)

Something like that, Since early boyhood it have always been a dream of mine to be a bit swarthy, it makes a bit of dirt much harder to see.

Nice.

Had a hard time writing that, a little crass for my taste, but I know that's what guys sometimes do first thing in the morning.

No worries, I can take it.   ;-)

Hi!!! Haven't seen you forever! :) 

Hey Gurl! Missed you, saw you were on and decided to say hi. How you doing?

I'm doing great , thanks :) How you been? Not sure if you still hanging  around old place but if are say hi to everyone for me:) i miss you all :) This post was edited by Benedict Arnold at September 17, 2017 7:00 PM MDT

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How are things here?

It's  been fun here lately :) evenings are best Cos  a good group of people here ... i like them lots :) still a bunch  Trump stuff in morning though that drove everyone away ... i don't  think that's ever gonna change :) sometimes if I come on in mornings I just pretend they  music questions and post random songs to amuse  :) i mostly just log in evenings though and is good:) 

I'd like to start coming around again a bit more, so I'll come by in the evening then. Thanks.
Yeah, i never thought the Trump questions would ever cease. No bother, If I don't let it.
Take care, Jaimie, I'll talk to you soon.

Talk soon :) glad you're gonna be  around more .. luvs to you :*

Love you and big hugs, :))