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You wake up as the opposite sex. What's the first thing you do?







Posted - September 17, 2017

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  • 14795
    Stop taking hallucinogenic drugs and cease eating magic mushrooms.....:(
      September 18, 2017 2:32 AM MDT
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  • 7126
    Probably a good place to start.   
      September 18, 2017 6:06 AM MDT
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  • 11002
    Try to figure out what I have in my closet that I can wear without people giving me funny looks. This post was edited by Jane S at September 18, 2017 11:09 AM MDT
      September 18, 2017 10:35 AM MDT
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  • 7126
    Sad part is when people saw my chest hair, they wouldn't notice a difference.
      September 18, 2017 11:11 AM MDT
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  • 46117
    The same thing I always do when I wake up that way.  I go shopping after I check my closet to see if there is anything from prior changes that still fit.

      September 18, 2017 10:42 AM MDT
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  • 7126
    Let your penis be your guide.
      September 18, 2017 11:10 AM MDT
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  • 10052
    After I peed standing up, (and let's be honest, played with it a bit), I think I'd go jogging or do jumping jacks or try out a trampoline. You know, something that I haven't comfortably done since age 11! :)
      September 18, 2017 8:30 PM MDT
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