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You wake up as the opposite sex. What's the first thing you do?







Posted - September 17, 2017

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  • I haven't had anyone to decapitate barbie and ken dolls with since you've been gone ;) glad you are well:)
      September 17, 2017 7:06 PM MDT
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  • 496
    No? Well I haven't been playing in our Barbie Dream House either. Every one still here?
      September 17, 2017 7:09 PM MDT
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  • From old site? most everyone left  for various reasons ... they usually pm'd me before left to tell why .... Cory and skunky pop in occasionally .... zack , tom and Merlin still here regularly. Think thats it really.  And you here! Please fill our babie corvette up with gas before you return it;)
      September 17, 2017 7:20 PM MDT
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  • 496
    LOL...You know I will, might even dress Ken in a new slutty outfit!!!!
      September 17, 2017 7:21 PM MDT
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  • LOL yay! You know I like them all "slutified" up before I rip their head off and put their limbs in the freezer ;p


    This post was edited by Benedict Arnold at September 17, 2017 8:04 PM MDT
      September 17, 2017 7:24 PM MDT
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  • 496
    LMFAO!!!!! Love it!!!!
      September 17, 2017 7:34 PM MDT
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  • :) thats  only way play barbies .... BAM!!<----/ lol I don't bam here so haven't said in a while  ... I thought Ben nice be on a website not be called bam girl ;) lol :)
      September 17, 2017 7:37 PM MDT
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  • 496
    What?!!? I love the 'BAM' girl. Only one of a kind. Be loud and proud, sweet. The only way you roll. LOL!! Goodnight!!
      September 17, 2017 7:40 PM MDT
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  • Oh don't worry.... I think I'm Cos I said so girl here :) still loud  and proud as ever :) goodnight , talk soon. 
      September 17, 2017 7:42 PM MDT
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  • 3719
    Make an appointment to see my doctor.

    Then peruse the Matalan or Next catalogues.
      September 17, 2017 7:38 PM MDT
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  • 7126
    Sounds like a plan.
      September 17, 2017 7:51 PM MDT
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  • 7683
    Check my hubby thoroughly immediately;))

      September 17, 2017 7:56 PM MDT
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  • 7126
    You go girl! I mean boy! I mean girl!!   ;-)
      September 17, 2017 8:02 PM MDT
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  • 7683
    Ha ha ha time to exchange undies;))
      September 17, 2017 8:04 PM MDT
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  • 17614
    Go back to sleep and keep going back to sleep until I wake with the right equipment.  
      September 17, 2017 10:50 PM MDT
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  • 13395
    Can't find it. How can I pee out the window? 
      September 17, 2017 11:13 PM MDT
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  • 7126
    You can try, but it's gonna be dangerous.   
      September 18, 2017 6:07 AM MDT
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  • 14795
      September 18, 2017 10:32 AM MDT
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  • 7126
    Looks like something you blow on to ring in the New Year.
      September 18, 2017 10:36 AM MDT
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  • 14795
    I don't think I'd want to blow on it......that would really suck I think....hehe...
      September 18, 2017 10:47 AM MDT
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  • 14795
    Join the Army.....they have plastic gadgets bent like a funnel that covers everything so females can pee standing like men .....:(
      September 18, 2017 10:25 AM MDT
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  • 13395
    Yeah, I wonder if you have to keep shaved down there to prevent leakage like guys have to keep beards shaved to help ensure their gas mask will be airtight .
      September 18, 2017 10:39 AM MDT
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  • 14795
    I don't think that would be much of a problem for me.....lol
      September 18, 2017 10:48 AM MDT
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  • 46117
    It looks so not-body friendly.  I'd rather have a colostomy bag than carry that thing around.   And since when do we want to freaking STAND anyway.

    Peeing is more fun sitting down.  Men should sit.  (Pee Wee Herman)

      September 18, 2017 10:40 AM MDT
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  • 14795
    It would certainly keep the loo rim cleaner......lol
      September 18, 2017 10:51 AM MDT
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