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Randy's back...Now we have to dot all our ts and cross all our eyes and mind our ps and carrots.

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Posted - September 25, 2017

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  • 7126
    I can feel my sphincter getting tighter already.  
      September 25, 2017 6:09 AM MDT
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  • 53506

    Wow, what a tease!  You'll do anything to get my attention, I see. 



    ~
      October 5, 2017 6:12 AM MDT
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  • 7126
    Yup, fake news that you’ve stopped perving. Women, men, pets and farm animals, beware.     

     
      October 5, 2017 9:37 AM MDT
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  • 46117
    If Randy's wife sees that, she's going to think he started up again.

    Maybe we should delete?  NAHHHHHH
    Bahhhhh Bah

      October 5, 2017 9:41 AM MDT
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  • 7126
    Ugh, now you've done it. He's gonna need another game of one-handed flight commander.

    I take it you didn't see the news this morning. I was dubious even then.





      October 5, 2017 10:12 AM MDT
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  • 13071
    OMG THats hillarious LyricalOne. How did you do that. Im impressed. 

    Image result for gifs of people looking unimpressed
      October 5, 2017 10:24 AM MDT
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  • 46117
    Randall,

    For someone who claims not to like swear words, you cut close to the bone.  It doesn't matter what the word is as long as the description is not a vulgar swear word.  Is that it?

    HI LYRICAL,

    I love the answer you gave, but it does the double effect of making me howl and making me get to Randall.
      October 5, 2017 9:40 AM MDT
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  • 7126
    Sounds like a plan to me.   ;-)
      October 5, 2017 10:17 AM MDT
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  • 13071
    Todays October 5th already? 
      October 5, 2017 9:56 AM MDT
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  • 19937
    I went back and corrected a comment I made yesterday!
      September 25, 2017 6:49 AM MDT
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  • 46117
    Randy was gone?

    Did he quit the site and change his mind and come back?

      September 25, 2017 6:49 AM MDT
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  • 19937
    Probably just out replenishing has bag of tildes.
      September 25, 2017 6:50 AM MDT
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  • 46117
      September 25, 2017 6:57 AM MDT
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  • 44607
    Probably just taking a break from us illiterate heathens.
      September 25, 2017 7:10 AM MDT
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  • 46117
    He's addicted.  He must be in traction.  Now, I am worried.
      September 25, 2017 11:09 AM MDT
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  • 6124
    No, he was on vacation.  
      September 25, 2017 11:07 AM MDT
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  • 53506


    I was in the Philippines. 

      October 5, 2017 6:06 AM MDT
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  • 46117
    Show OFF SHOW OFF.

    How cool.

    Please tell us a lot about this.  I love travel.  I never get to.

    This post was edited by WM BARR . =ABSOLUTE TRASH at October 5, 2017 11:37 PM MDT
      October 5, 2017 9:43 AM MDT
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  • 13071
    This reminds me Shar to the ROna. I had a dream about you last night. I am not kidding, this is a real thing. Any who, i was trying to find my car in a three story parking lot, when there you were, lying at one of the entrances on a massage table. I tried to sneak past you so you wouldnt recognize me, but you caught me in mid sprint. You are quite an attractive woman, a little pale, but your short blond/silver hair looked pretty. I finally found my car,  but never found my way out of the parking lot. This is when i shook myself awake. It was horrifying.
    (The above is a true story. No animals were used or hurt in the making) ;+
      October 5, 2017 10:12 AM MDT
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  • 53506


    Do you see the city of Legaspi on your map there?  I was just a couple of miles away from it.








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      October 6, 2017 12:06 AM MDT
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  • 11002
    Sigh. It was nice while it lasted.
      September 25, 2017 9:22 AM MDT
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  • 46117
    I didn't even notice he'd left.  (JUST KIDDING RANDALL)

      September 25, 2017 11:10 AM MDT
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  • 44607
    I thought he was Randolph.
      September 25, 2017 12:03 PM MDT
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  • 46117
    sssshhhhh
      October 5, 2017 9:59 AM MDT
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