For someone who claims not to like swear words, you cut close to the bone. It doesn't matter what the word is as long as the description is not a vulgar swear word. Is that it?
HI LYRICAL,
I love the answer you gave, but it does the double effect of making me howl and making me get to Randall.
This reminds me Shar to the ROna. I had a dream about you last night. I am not kidding, this is a real thing. Any who, i was trying to find my car in a three story parking lot, when there you were, lying at one of the entrances on a massage table. I tried to sneak past you so you wouldnt recognize me, but you caught me in mid sprint. You are quite an attractive woman, a little pale, but your short blond/silver hair looked pretty. I finally found my car, but never found my way out of the parking lot. This is when i shook myself awake. It was horrifying. (The above is a true story. No animals were used or hurt in the making) ;+